Anakin and Padme are the sweetest couple in Star Wars!
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Star Wars and Mean Girls Crossover « Thread Started on Aug 22, 2009, 5:45am »
Cast
Cady Heron-Padme Naberrie Mrs Heron-Jobal Naberrie Mr Heron-Ruwee Naberrie Regina George-Sabe Andrews Gretchen Weiners-Ahsoka Tano Karen Smith-Elle Star Mrs George-Sola Andrews Damien-Obi Wan Janis Ian-Rabe Lexis Aaron Samuels-Anakin Skywalker Kevin Gnapoor-Ferus Olin Jason-Jabo Ms Norbury-Siri Tachi Mr Duvall-Mace Windu Coach Carr-Qui Gon
Summary
Padme Naberrie was born and raised in the country side of the beautiful world of Naboo with her parents Jobal and Ruwee working with the small villages. Jobal home schooled Padme herself and Padme has never been to a city school and only knows life in the country. However, one day, her mother is offered a job on Courscant, forcing Padme to leave the county life behind for high school on Courscant. The first day she struggles but on the second day, she meets two very nice students, Rabe and Obi Wan, who inform her of all the cliques and gossip in the school including the three girls to stay away from-the Plastics, lead by Sabe and her two followers Ahsoka and Elle. But lunch time on the second day, Padme is invited to sit with the three girls and every day for the rest of the week. Padme is unsure asking Rabe and Obi Wan about it who encourage her especially Rabe. Troubles brews even more when Padme develops a crush for Anakin Skywalker, a senior and happens to be Sabe’s ex. Sabe assures Padme she’ll talk to him but instead gets back with him. Now, crushed that Sabe betrayed her, Rabe, Obi Wan and herself plot together to bring Sabe down, leading to Padme truly discovering herself because the more time she spends with the Plastics, the more she becomes like them
Note
One notice here, while I was watching the movie for research was the beginning is like the opening voiceover with her explaining her life and a general stereotype of home schooled kids. I’m just writing to the movie but also with that Star Wars feel to it. also, I’m wondering if I should keep the beginning the same as the movie, let me know what you think.
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Anakin and Padme are the sweetest couple in Star Wars!
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Re: Star Wars and Mean Girls Crossover « Reply #1 on Aug 22, 2009, 5:50am »
Chapter 1
With the sun high in the clear blue Courscant sky, Ruwee and Jobal stood outside the front of their apartment building, looking down at their fresh faced daughter Padme, readying her for her front day of school. “This is your lunch, ok?” Ruwee told her, handing her brown paper bag, “I put a dollar in there so you can some blue milk” he went on, “You can ask one of the nigh kids where to do that” he smiles as her mother speaks next, “Do you remember your phone number?” she asks, before handing her a small data pad. “I wrote it down for you, just in case” she assures her, “Put it in your pocket. I don’t want you to lose it, okay?” she informs her looking down at her. “Ok, you ready?” she asks her as Padme jumps to her feet, a huge smile across her face. “I think so” she simply replies, trying to calmly re assuring them as Jobal moves next to her, trying her hardest not to cry as Ruwee steps back with the holo camera. “Okay, here we go. Padme’s first day” he smiles, taking the picture of Jobal and Padme.
I guess it’s natural for parents to cry on their kid’s first day of school, but you know, this usually happens when the kid is five. I’m 16 and until today, I was home schooled…..
I know what you’re thinking, home schooled kids are freaks
Standing proudly on a stage, in front of teachers and students, stood a average height girl with glasses, blond hair plaited wearing a white shirt underneath a knee length dress. The sign above her, reads “Annual Spelling Bee” She starts to spell her word, “A-l-d-e-r-a-a-n, Alderaan” she clearly replies before she hears clapping.
Or that we’re really religious or something
Next we see a group of normal, young boys sitting outside out the front of their farm on Tatooine,
But my family’s normal, except for the fact that my parents are research farmers and we spent the last 12 years on Naboo in the country side. I had a great life, but then my mother got offered tenor at Courscant University
So it was goodbye Naboo and hello High School
Arriving opposite the high school, Ruwee and Jobal watch their daughter starting to walk across to the school right before a speeding speeder races past, startling Padme and scaring her parents. Padme smiles, turning back to her parents, “I’m okay” she tells them, “Sorry I’ll be careful” she assures them once more and heads off across to the school where she sees students gathering outside and fooling around with each other as she attempts to stay out of their way until she reaches inside and squeezes her way through the bustling corridors of the school to find her first classroom.
Padme enters her first classroom and spies a taller girl standing near the teacher’s desk. She strolls over to her, “Hi, I don’t know if anyone told you about me” she starts seeing the girl slowly turn her head towards her. “I’m a new student here, my name is Padme Naberrie” she smiles however the girl is only rude back towards her. “Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass” she warns her moving away as Padme is stunned and moves away to an empty desk behind a chubby young boy then she is stopped by another girl, her age. “Uh, uh, he farts a lot” she warns her before Padme starts to move to the other side of the room however she doesn’t see the teacher entering the room. “Hey everybody” she starts accidentally clashing with Padme and her drink spilling onto her top and her paper work falling to the floor. “God, I’m so sorry” Padme quickly tells her, moving to help her, as Siri replies, “Not you, I’m bad luck” she replies starting to take off her shirt right as the school principal moves past the door. “Ms Tachi?” he asks seeing her taking her shirt off along with her undershirt, “My t-shirt is stuck to my sweater?” she asks as Padme nods, “Yeah” she replies, “Fantastic” Sir mutters while Padme helps her pull her shirt down as the principal moves into the classroom. “Is everything alright in here?” he asks before looking at Siri, “So, how was your summer?” he asks as she spins around. “I got divorced” she blurts out as he is surprised, “Oh, my carpet tunnel came back” he replies, holding up his bandaged hand as she smiles. “Oh, I win” she sarcastically replied as he looked at her once more. “Yes, you do” he agrees before looking out at the class. “Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. She just moved here all the way from Naboo” he explains as Siri looks to another young, plain faced girl in the class. “Welcome!” she exclaims as the girl is confused and offended. “I’m from Corellia” she points out as Siri just smiles, “Great!” she replies as Mace goes on, “Her name is Padme. Padme Naberrie, where are you Padme?” he asks before she answers him, “That’s me. It’s Padme’” she informs him as he nods, “My apologises, have a nephew called Rhett and he gets mad when I call him Brett” he laughs, “As mad as the fact my sister named him Rhett” he adds as Siri looks over at Padme. “Well, uh welcome Padme and thank you Mr Windu” she tells him as he nods, “Well thank you and if you need anything or want to talk to somebody” he explains as she understands. “Thanks, maybe some other time when my shirt isn’t see through” she points out as he quickly agrees once more. “Okay, okay. Good day everybody!” he tells the crowd, leaving.
The first day of school was a blur, a stressful, surreal blur….I got in trouble for the most random things
Sitting in her seat, Padme then gets to her feet moving to head out into the hallway not before the teacher stops her. “Where are you going?” he sternly asked. “Oh, I have to go to the fresher” she simply replies as he explains, “You need the lavatory pass” as she just smiles. “Okay, can I have the lavatory pass?” she ask however he just laughs, “Nice try, have a seat” he indicates before she quietly moves back to her desk. “I had never lived in a world where adults didn’t trust me, they were always yelling at me”
“Don’t read ahead”
“No green pen”
No food in class”
“Teacher speaks in strange alien language Padme doesn’t understand”
By the time lunch time came around, Padme still hadn’t made any new friends even as she entered the cafeteria
I had a lot of friends on Naboo”
Padme moves around the cafeteria trying to find a seat, moving from table to table before she walks up to a group of students, both girls and boys. “Hi there!” she cheerfully tells them however they only stare at her weirdly so she moves away….
But so far, none on Courscant
With no where to sit and no friends yet, Padme simply heads into the fresher and into an empty stall where she sits down and eats her lunch, alone.
Disappointed at her first day, Padme strolls into her home, quiet and past her parents who are sitting outside on the balcony. Ruwee sees her approaching, “How was your first day?” he smiles just as Padme simply grunts, “Uh” she moans and strolls straight past them.
After her disastrous first day, Padme strolls once more into the classroom and takes a seat opposite a boy and girl around her age and starts to look at her time table for the day. They watch her curiously before the boy leans over to her, “Is that your natural hair colour?” he asks, admiring her beautiful shiny brown hair as Padme smiles, turning to him, “Yeah” she replies as he comments, “It’s gorgeous” while she continue to look through her notes, “Thank you” she replies once more before he leans closer, taking a handful of her hair in his hand, against his light brown hair, “See, this is the colour I want” he tells the girl who only smiles. “This is Obi Wan, he’s almost too gay to function” she informs her as Padme understands, “Nice to meet you” she smiles right as another boy strolls past, “Nice wig, Rabe, what’s it made of?” he teases as she snaps back, “Your mom’s chest hair!” she exclaims turning back to Padme. “I’m Rabe” she adds as Padme replies, “Hi, I’m Padme” looking at her notes a third time. “Do you guys know where room G14 is?” she asks them as Obi Wan takes the datapad in his hands with Rabe leaning closer to look at the data pad. “I think it’s in the back building” she starts looking at her friend meeting her gaze. “Yeah, that’s in the backroom” he agrees turning back to Padme. “We’ll take you there” Rabe assured her before Padme just smiled, “Thanks” she happily replied.
As the bell sounded throughout the hall and students moved from lockers and classrooms, Rabe and Obi Wan squeezed their way through them all, pulling Padme along with them. “Watch out, please! New meat coming through!” Obi Wan called out pushing past until they were now heading across the football field with Obi Wan, once more reading Padme’s timetable on her datapad.
“Health, Coriliean….you’re taking 12th grade Calculus?” he asked, pulling a face as she just smiles, “Yeah, I like math” Padme replies, “Eww, why?” he asked confused. “Because it’s the same on every planet” she tells him as he is impressed. “That’s beautiful” looking across to Rabe, “This girl is deep” he adds taking a seat next to Rabe on the grass. Padme looked around, confused. “Where’s the back building?” she asked as Rabe looked up at her, “It burned down in 1987” she told her as Padme was worried. “Won’t we get into some kind of trouble for doing this?” she asked as Rabe looked at her, a little stunned, “Why would we get your into trouble?” she asked, “We’re your friends” she assured her as Padme looked back at the school before taking a seat next to Rabe. I know it’s wrong to skip class but Rabe said we were friends and I was no position to pass up friends. I guess I’ll never know what I missed in that first health class”……
With no class room since it burned down, health classes were moved to the main front hall which is where Padme’s class was no, with the school’s coach, Qui Gon Jinn who was afraid of teaching the students the serious issues. He stepped out in front of the class, “Don’t have sex!” he warned them, “Because you will get pregnant and die!” he went on, “Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up” as the class was silent before he finished, “Just don’t do it, okay, promise?” before reaching down for a plastic container, holding it out, “Now, everybody, take some rubbers” he instructs them.
While back outside, Rabe and Obi Wan wanted to know more about their new friend, “Why didn’t they just keep home schooling you?” Rabe asked Padme who answered in a clear voice. “They wanted me to get socialized” as Obi Wan calmly assured her, “Oh, you’ll get socialized alright, a little slice like you” while Padme was confused at what he meant. “What are you talking about?” she asked as Rabe helps her understand more, “You’re a regulation hottie” she replies, “What?” Padme asked as Obi Wan leans over to her, “Own it” he tells her at the same time Rabe looks down again at Padme’s data pad. “How do you spell your name again Padme?” she asks as Padme turns back to her, “It’s Padme’. P-a-d-m-e’” she explained as Rabe just nods, “Yea, I’m just going to call you Padme” she tells her right as more commotion could be heard coming out onto the football field before Obi Wan speaks. “In the name that is all holy, will you look at Elle Star’s gym clothes?” he asked, watching a young blond hair girl their age, in short, short shorts and single top showing off her boobs making Rabe scoff, “Cause all the Plastics are in the same gym class” as Padme is unsure who she’s talking about. “Who are the Plastics?” she asked as Obi Wan explains, “They’re teen royalty. If Courscant high was Us Weekly, they’ll always be on the cover” just as Rabe takes over, “That one there, is Elle Star. She’s on of the dumbest girls you’ll ever meet” she starts watching Elle try to catch the ball only to drop it. “Obi Wan sat next to her in English last year” as Obi Wan adds, “She asked me how to spell orange” making Padme snicker turning her head once more to another girl, this one a young red skinned Togruta, talking on her comlink before the ball hits her on the head knocking her over. “That little one, that’s Ahsoka Tano” Rabe goes with Obi Wan adding, “She’s totally rich because her dad invented toaster streudels” before Rabe points out, “Ahsoka Tano knows everybody’s business. She knows everything about everyone”, “That’s why her head is so big, it’s full of secrets” Obi Wan goes on right before a large group comes out, all boys carrying a young, gorgeous blond haired girl. “And evil takes a human form in Sabe Andrews. Don’t be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing sl*t faced ho-bag” Rabe tells her, “But in reality, she’s so much more than that” she adds while Padme simply watches the boys put Sabe down, as she blows them all kisses and skips over to Ahsoka and Elle, hearing Obi Wan speak once more, “She’s the queen bee-the star, those other two are just her little workers” as Rabe only rolls her eyes, “Sabe Andrews. How do I even begin to tell you about Sabe Andrews?” she asks out loud.
Rather than have herself explain, Rabe allowed other students to explain who Sabe Andrews really is: “Sabe Andrews is flawless” gushes one girl, Eirtae before another goes on, “She has two trendy purses and a silver speeder” whilst, “I hear her hair’s insured for 10,000 credits” notes Dash. “I hear she does speeder commercials……in the outer rim” Sache goes on, “Her favourite movie is Varsity Blues” Dorme smiles, “One time she met Bail Organa on a ship” says Darra, “And he told her she was pretty” Yache adds before finally, “One time, she punched my in the face” Motee tells them, “It was awesome” she just smiles.
As back in the main hallway, Rabe, Obi Wan and Padme make their way once more through the crowded hallway as he continues to tell Padme all about Sabe. “She always looks fierce, she always wins Spring Fling Queen” he goes on as Rabe scoffs, “Who cares?” she asked him as he appeared shocked. “I care” he replies, turning to Padme. “Every year the senior class throw this dance for the underclassmen, called the “Spring Fling” and who so is elected Spring Fling King and Queen, automatically becomes in charge of the Student Activities Committee” he explains to Padme with a glance at Rabe, “And since I am an active member of the Student Activity Committee, I would say yeah, I care” he finishes as Rabe only smiles, looking up at him. “Wow, Obi Wan. You’ve truly out-gayed yourself” she tells him prompting Padme to laugh just as he runs a hand over her head before she hands Padme her datapad back. “Here, this map is going to be your guide to Courscant High” she tells her, “Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial, because you got everyone there” she explains as Padme looks down onto the data pad listening to Rabe, “You got your freshman, roxy guys, preps, J.V jocks, Bespin nerds….” She goes on
“Cool Bespins” she continues, as Padme notices all the different students sitting at their tables, “Varsity jocks”, boys rough housing each other “Unfriendly Chandillian hotties”, “Girls who eat their feelings” girls piling the food on their plates, “Girls who don’t eat anything” seeing girls all drinking the one drink, “Desperate wannabes” girls all excitedly chatting amongst each other, “Burnouts” “Sexually active band geeks” seeing boys and girls all kissing each other, “The greatest people you will meet” meaning Obi Wan and herself before finally Sabe, Ahsoka and Elle at their table, “And the worst, beware of the Plastics” as Padme proceeds her way over to Rabe and Obi Wan with her food before she is stopped by a boy about her age. “Hey, we’re doing a lunchtime survey for new students, can you answer a few questions?” he asked her as Padme nods, “Okay” before he goes on, “Is your muffin buttered?” he asked while she is confused, “What?” she asked, “Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?” he goes on, “My what” Padme asked once again, shocked before Sabe decides to say something. “Is he bothering you?” she asked, “Jabo, why are you such a skeeze?” she added as he simply replies, “I’m just being friendly” before Ahsoka gasps, whispering under her breath. “You were suppose to call me last night!” she points out before Sabe rolls her eyes, “Jabo, you do not come to a party at my house with Ahsoka and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She’s not interested” she informs him looking at Padme’. “Do you want to have sex with him?” she asked as Padme quickly shakes her head. “No, thank you” just as Sabe smirks, “Good, so it’s settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye Jabo” she replies at the same time, he glances at her, moving away, “Bitch” he mutters leaving Padme to start to move on before Sabe stops her, “Wait, sit down” she smiles. Padme looks over at Rabe and Obi Wan who are urging her to move away. “Seriously, sit down” Sabe repeats when she finally sits down opposite the girls. “Why don’t I know you?” Sabe asks politely, “I’m new. I just moved her from Naboo” she tells her as Sabe is surprised. “What?” she asked, “I used to be home-schooled”, “Wait….what?” she asked so Padme explains, “My mom taught me at home….” As Sabe cuts her off, “No, I know what home-school is, I’m not retarded!” she quickly points out, “So you’ve actually never been to a real school before?” she asked surprised. “Shut up!” she starts, “Shut up!” she goes on looking to Ahsoka and Elle. “I didn’t say anything” Padme replies, confused before she leaned back in her chair, “Home schooled. That’s really interesting” she tells her, “Thanks” Padme replies, “But you’re like really pretty” she notices. “Thank you” Padme smiles. “So you agree?” she asked, “What?” Padme asked. “You think you’re really pretty?” she asked. “Oh, I don’t know” she nervously corrects herself just as Sabe notices her bracelet. “Oh my god, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?” she asked, “Oh my mom made it for me” Padme replies. “It’s adorable” as Ahsoka speaks up, “So fetch” she giggles as Sabe annoyingly asked, “What is fetch?” before she explains, “Oh, it’s like slang, you know, from Alderaan” right before Elle, speaks up. “So, if you’re Naboo, why are you pretty?” she asked before Ahsoka gasped, “Oh my god, Elle, you can’t just ask people why they’re pretty” she tells her at the same time, Sabe gets an idea, “Could you give us some privacy for one second?” she asked. “Yeah, sure” Padme smiled watching the three girls move closer together, whispering amongst each other while she looks over at Rabe and Obi Wan who are just as confused as her right before they look back at her. “Okay, you should know that we don’t do this a lot, so this is like a really big deal” she starts. “We want to invite you to have lunch with us, every day for the rest of the week” Ahsoka smiles brightly as Padme stutters, “Oh it’s….” as Sabe jumps in, “Coolness. So we’ll see you tomorrow?” she asked before Elle finally adds, “On Wednesdays we were pink!”
Standing in the bathroom with Rabe, Padme has just told her of her new offer with the plastics as she laughs, “Oh my god, okay you have to do it” she informs her, “Okay, then you have to tell me all the horrible things that Sabe’s says” she adds as Padme doesn’t understand why she hates her. “Sabe seems sweet” she sweetly replies as Rabe stares at her, shocked. “Sabe Andrews is not sweet. She’s scum sucking road prostitute. She ruined my life!” she exclaims angrily at the same time, Obi Wan strolls out of one of the fresher’s stalls when he’s not meant to be there. “She’s fabulous but she’s evil” he points out when another younger girl snaps, “Hey, get out of here” she tells him but he knows what to say, “Oh my god-Master Yoda! I love your work!” he exclaims chasing her out of the fresher. “Why do you hate her?” Padme asked, “What do you mean?” Rabe shrugs, “Sabe, you seem to really hate her” she points out, “Yes, what’s your question?” she asks, “My question is why?” Padme asked her when Obi Wan starts, “Sabe started this rumour that Rabe…” when Rabe snaps. “Obi Wan! Shall we not?” she asks going on, “Look this isn’t about hating her. I just think that this would be like a fun experiment to hang out with them and tell us what they say” as Padme goes on. “What do we even talk about?” she asks them, “Hair products!” Rabe shrugs, “Jake Catcher!” Obi Wan cuts in as Padme is stunned. “Is that a band?” she asked. “Would you just do it, please?” Rabe asks in frustration. “Okay fine. Do you have anything pink” she remembers as Rabe scoffs, “No!” but Obi Wan jumps in again. “Yes!” causing Rabe and Padme to simply glance over at him.
By eight period, I was so happy to get to maths class, I mean I’m good at maths, I understand math. Nothing in math class could mess me up…
Padme sat at her small desk, taking notes onto her datapad, listening to her teacher Ms Tachi at the front, involved in her work, Padme was startled with the older boy in front of her turned around to her and spoke, “Hey, do you have a pencil I could borrow?” he asks whilst Padme simply stares at this gorgeous boy before her, with sandy blond hair, sparkling blue eyes and a cute smile…
I’ve only had one other crush in my life” His name was Palo and we were five”
Flashback
A five year old Padme’ is playing out in the grassy fields when she sees Palo, standing nearby. She strolls over to him, hugging him. “I really like you” she smiles, sweetly while he only shrugs her off, “Get away from me” he rudely tells her, moving away leaving her upset, in the fields.
“It didn’t work out
But this one hit me like the back of a big yellow school speeder
Smiling, Padme simply hands him hers as he smiles and turns back around while she still stares at him lost in her daydream about the older boy, she didn’t hear Siri calling out to her, “Padme’, what do you say?” she asks her in regards to the question on the holo board.
He was…
“So cute” Padme whispers under her breath causing everyone to turn around to look at her, confused that shook her quickly back to the present, “I mean a sub + n sub equals ¼” she corrects her as Siri nods, “That’s right, good” she tells her, turning back to the board, “Very good. Now let’s talk about your homework” she tells them just Padme breathes a sigh of relief avoiding the almost embarrassing situation.
When Padme strolls back home, after her eventful day at school, her parents were sitting exactly where they were yesterday. “Hey, how was school?” Ruwee asked her as Padme just smiles, “Fine” she replies, “Were people nice?” Jobal asks as she shakes her head. “No” she answers, “Did you make any new friends?” Ruwee goes on with her nodding “Yes” before entering the house to her room leaving her parents sitting their confused by what she meant.
[And there we have it! From a lonely first day to a second day that has been an interesting one-Padme’s met Obi Wan and Rabe, she’s met the Plastics-Sabe, Ahsoka and Elle and agreed to hang with them and finally she’s developed a new crush on an older boy. What will happen now? Her new life is changing every day!
"You're so beautiful" "Only because i am so in love" "No, because i'm so in love with you" "SO live has blinded you?' "Well that's not exact what i meant" "That's probarly true"
Anakin and Padme are the sweetest couple in Star Wars!
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Re: Star Wars and Mean Girls Crossover « Reply #2 on Aug 22, 2009, 6:00am »
Chapter 2
Padme’s third day was turning out to be much better than her first day; she had friends and a new boy crush. When lunch time came around, naturally she headed over to the Plastics table, where she was about to find out that there were certain rules they kept.
Having lunch with the Plastics was like leaving the actual world and entering girl world, and girl world had a lot of rules
“You can’t wear a tank top two days in a row” Ahsoka started to explain to Padme, “And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week” nervously biting her top lip, “So, I guess you picked today” she commented seeing Padme’s hair pulled back then adding, “Oh, and we only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays” before telling her the consequences of breaking the rules. “But if you break any of these rules, you can’t sit with us at lunch” she informed her, “Okay, look, if I were wearing jeans today, I would be sitting over there with the art freaks” she went on, glancing across and Padme saw her two other friends Rabe and Obi Wan, creating art with their food before she heard Ahsoka start up again, “Oh, and we always vote before someone can sit with us because you have to be considerate to the rest of the group” smiling, “Well, I mean you wouldn’t buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you” as Padme was confused, “I wouldn’t?” she asked, “Right” she just nods, “Oh, and it’s the same with guys. Like, you may think you like someone,” she tells her, glancing around, “But you could be wrong” she softly pointed out right before Sabe spoke up, as she read a food packet in her hands, “120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?” she asked Ahsoka, who fumbled for an answer, “Uh, 48 into 120?” she told her before Sabe pointed out her situation, “I’m only eating foods with less than 30% calories from fat” she informed her not knowing Padme was quietly forming the answer in her head, “It’s 40%” she spoke out, seeing them turn confused to her, “Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X” she explained to them however Sabe was still confused, shaking her head. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries” she simply replied, picking up her tray and moving away from the table right before Ahsoka and Elle, turned their attention back to Padme. “So, have you seen any guys you think are cute yet?” Ahsoka asked, smirking as Padme slightly blushed, “Well, there’s this one guy in my calculus class” she started seeing them both gasp, “Who is it?” Elle asked, excited, “It’s a senior?” Ahsoka added, “His’s name is Anakin Skywalker” Padme went on not expecting them to gasp further, shaking their heads. “No!” they both gasped, “Oh, no you can’t like Anakin Skywalker” Ahsoka quickly informed her, “That’s Sabe’s ex boy friend” she added, “They went out for a year” Elle spoke up, “Yeah, and then she was deverasted with her broke up with her last summer” Ahsoka went on. “I thought she dumped him for Justin Longings” Elle pointed out before Ahsoka raised her hand, “Honey, Irregardless, ex boyfriends are completely off limits to friends, mean that’s like the rules of feminism!” she exclaimed as Padme felt a little upset, “Don’t worry, I’ll never tell Sabe about what you said” she promised, “It’ll be our little secret” she smiled with Elle just nodding in agreement.
Lunch time passed and Padme headed off to her maths class, where she took the same seat behind Anakin. He was so gorgeous, she just couldn’t stop looking at him. “Even though I wasn’t allowed to like Anakin, I was still allowed to look at him, and think about him” she started to raise to her feet, as the class began to file out, “And talk to him?” as she smiled, about to call out to him, “Hey Ana---“ she was stopped when another boy, close to her age stepped in front of her. “You’re the Naboo girl right?” he asked her, “Yeah” Padme smiled, “I’m Ferus Olin, captain of Courscant High’s mathletes. We participate against other high schools around the galaxy and we can get twice as much funding if we had a girl” he explained to her, “So you should think about joining” he suggested before Siri, from the front of the room, spoke up, “I’d think you’d be perfect for it” she smiled, while Padme only nodded, “Yeah definitely” she replied, “Great, great, let me give you my card” he told her, reaching into his back pocket, pulling out a small holo graphic card, reading Ferus Olin: mathletes captain. Padme looked back up at him, “Okay, so uh, think it over, cause we’d like to get jackets” he informed her, “Okay” she nodded brushing past him, out in the hallway.
Walking outside the school, Padme watched the boys playing sports, though her eyes would always look towards Anakin. She locks eyes with him, smiling happily and waving, as he sees her, “Hey!” he calls out to her, waving back however she hadn’t seen Sabe pull up not too far behind her, in her silver speeder with Ahsoka and Elle. She hits her honk startling Padme, “Get in loser! We’re going shopping!” she called out to her, as she turned around, seeing all three girls smiling at her, “Sabe’s like the Barbie doll I’d never had. I’d never seen anyone so glamorous” as she made her way over to the speeder, leaving Anakin behind to continue playing sports with his friends.
Arriving a short time later, at the local mall, Padme walked alongside Sabe, Ahsoka and Elle past all the different variety of shops and food outlets. “So, how do you like Courscant High so far?” Elle asked her as Padme smiled, “It’s good” she started to reply, “I’m think I’m joining the Mathletes” she informed them as Sabe, Ahsoka and Elle all started shaking their heads, “No! No, no!” they all told her, “You cannot do that. That’s social suicide” Sabe went on, “*Damn*! You are so lucky you have us here to guide you” she assured her as they kept moving on, Padme glanced across into a nearby store and saw Rabe, smiling and giving her the thumbs up with Padme smiling back with a shrug before all four girls reached the middle of the mall where a moderate sized fountain was in the middle surrounded by other teenagers their age. “Being at Courscant mall, reminded me of being back home on Naboo” she thought, “By the water of the country side, when the animals are in heat” she remembered as she saw the teenagers starting to act like how the animals acted, splashing around the fountain when she was startled from her thoughts by Ahsoka. “Oh my god, there’s Jabo” she pointed out, “Where?” Elle asked, seeing him, “Oh there he is” she went on, noting him taking a seat near the fountain with another girl. “Oh, and he’s with Mia Thompson” Ahsoka sighed, “I heard they’re going out” Elle adds but Sabe shook her head. “Wait, Jabo’s not going out with Mia” she started, “No, he cannot blow you off like that. She’s such a little skeaze” she went on, “Gimme your comlink” she orders before Ahsoka fumbles through her bag, “Oh, wait, you’re not going to call him, right?” she asked, worried as Sabe just smiles, “Do you think I’m an idiot?” she asks her, “No” she quickly replies handing her the comlink. “Thompson on South Boulevard” Sabe spoke into the comlink. “Caller ID” Ahsoka notes, “Not when you connect from information” Sabe corrects her, “Hello?” she hears Mia’s mom ask, “Hello, may I talk to Mia Thompson?” Sabe asks, “She’s not home yet, who’s calling?” her mother asked, “Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can, it’s urgent. Thank you” Sabe lies as on the other line, Mia’s mom faints then Sabe’s hangs up, “She’s not going out with anyone” she confidently assured her with Ahsoka and Elle giggling, “Okay, that was so fetch” Ahsoka laughs taking the comlink back at the same time, Sabe smiles and moves away. Padme glances across, as Mia answers her comlink, confused. “Mom?” she asks her just as Padme proceeds after Sabe, Ahsoka and Elle.
Leaving the mall, Sabe took all three girls back to her home, which was across the city, but with good reason, it was huge! A huge manor, nothing Padme had seen before. She got out of the speeder as it came to a door outside the front door. “Wow, your house is really nice” Padme notes, “I know, right?” Sabe beams, moving past her leaving Ahsoka to turn to her, “Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job” she starts, “They’re hard as rocks” she adds before they all entered the house, following Sabe. “I’m home!” she called out, seeing her little sister dancing in the living room, “Hey Ryoo” she smiles, “Hey” Ryoo replies back, still dancing at the moment, Sabe’s mother, Sola emerged a little pet nexu in her arms. “Hey, hey, hey” she beams, “How are my best girlfriends?” she asks, with Ahsoka stepping up, “Hey, Mrs Andrews. This is Padme” she informs her before Sola lets go of the little nexu, “Hello sweetheart” she smiles at Padme, “Hi” Padme replies, “Welcome to your home” she cheerfully tells her hugging her and Ahsoka had been right, as Padme felt Sabe’s mom’s chest hit her hard. “Just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don’t be shy, ok?” she tells her, “There are NO rules in this house. I’m not like a *regular* mom, I’m a cool mom!” she happily exclaims, “Right, Sabe?” she asks her, who is just waiting to move on. “Please, stop talking!” she smiles as she moves away. “Okay, I’m gonna make you girls a hump day treat” she informs them, heading back into the kitchen and all the long, Ryoo continues to dance like on the holo net show she’s watching.
Following Sabe, Ahsoka and Elle, up the stairs and into Sabe’s room, where Padme was amazed at the size of her room, it was twice the size of hers! “This is your room?” Padme asked, eyes widening as Sabe took her place at the edge of her bed, “It was my parent’s room” she told her, “But I made them trade me” she smirked while Ahsoka and Elle moved over to Sabe’s stereo at the same time, Padme moved across to a board of photos, spotting one of Sabe and Anakin, she smiled before she heard Sabe call out to her Ahsoka and Elle. “Hey, put on 98.8” she told them as the music changes and begins to play a trendy dance beat as Sabe slipped off her light jacket, she turns back to Padme. “Padme, do you even know who sings this?” she asks her as Padme just shrugs, “Um…..the spice girls?” she replied, unsure of the real answer while Sabe just laughed, looking to Ahsoka and Elle, “I love her. She’s like a alien!” she laughed just as Elle and Ahsoka moved across to Sabe’s long length mirror, “God, my hips are huge!” Elle notes, “Oh please, I hate my calves” Ahsoka told her just as Sabe joined them, “At least you guys can wear halters. I’ve got man shoulders” she pointed out while Padme looked on, curiously. “I used to think there was just fat and skinny, but apparently there’s lot of things you can wrong on your body” she observed them complaining more, “My forehead is so weird” Ahsoka noted, “My pores are huge” Sabe commented, “My nail beds suck” Elle added before all turning to look at Padme, pausing before she just shrugged, “I have really bad breath in the morning” she simply adds. “Ew!” Elle mutters right before Sola happily strolls in, a tray full of four cool drinks, “Hey, you guys!” she chimed, “Happy hour is from four to six!” she exclaimed as all four moved over to each take a drink. Padme nervously questions her, “Um, is there alcohol in this?” she asks seeing Sola gasp, “Oh, god, honey no!” she tells her, “What kind of mother do you think I am?” she asks, “Why, do you want a little bit?” she goes on, “Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house” she suggests but Padme quickly shakes her head. “No, thank you” she replies when Sola takes a seat nearby, the small nexu in her arms, “Okay, so you guys, what is the 4-1-1?” she asks, “What has everybody been up to?” she continues, not noticing the small nexu chewing her top, “What is the hot gossip, tell me everything? What have you been listening to?” What is the cool jam?” she asks when Sabe just quickly snaps, “Mom!” she exclaims, “Could you go fix your hair?” she asks her as Sola just shrugs, flicking her long hair back, “Okay” she simply replies, “You girls keep me young, oh I love you so much” she gushes, before exiting the room leaving the girls with their drinks, at the same time, Elle notices an old book, “Oh my god, I remember this!” Elle exclaims, as Sabe sighs, “Oh, I haven’t looked at that in forever!” she confesses before Ahsoka informs Padme what the book is all about. “Check it out, Padme. It’s our burn book. We cut out girl’s pictures from the year book and then we wrote comments” she smirks starting to read out some of the comments:
“Alie Pak is a grotsky, little bitch” Ahsoka reads as Sabe nods, “Still true” she adds, “Jennifer Green is a fat virgin” Ahsoka continues, “Still half-true” Sabe replies, “Brittany Owen. She made out with a hot dog” she tells them turning the page where Padme sees a photo of Rabe with Obi Wan. “Rabe Willis-Dyke” Ahsoka scoffs before Elle asks, “Hey, who is that?” meaning Obi Wan. “I think it’s that kid, Obi Wan” Ahsoka replies before Padme speaks up, “Yeah, he’s almost too gay too function” she tells them making Ahsoka and Elle giggle before Sabe points out, “That’s funny, put that in there” seeing them both start to write it down when Padme freezes, “Oh no, maybe that was only okay when Rabe said it” she wonders.
Having left Sabe’s house a short time later, Padme makes her way back to the mall where Rabe is still working to inform her of what she saw. “And they have this book, this, ‘Burn Book’ where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade” she finishes as Rabe is quick to ask, “What does it say about me?” as Padme pauses, knowing that it calls her a lesbian but she lies, “You’re not in it” she replies as Rabe angrily spats, “Those bitches!” just as Obi Wan re joins them at the counter with a small white bottle in his hands. “Will this minimise my pores?” he asks as Rabe turns to him, “No!’ looking back to Padme, “Padme, you gotta steal that book” she instructs her, “No way!” she argues, “Oh come on, we could publish it and then everyone would see what an axe woman she really is” Rabe protests. “I don’t steal” Padme informs her right before Obi Wan strolls back over to them, with another bottle, not before Rabe becomes frustrated. “That is for your feet!” she snaps, “Padme, there are two kinds of evil people in this world” she tells her, “Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don’t try to stop it” she explains as Obi Wan leans closer to her, “Does that mean I’m morally objected to burn that lady’s outfit?” he curiously asked as Padme turns to see an older lady, in the store dressed in simple casual clothes but with a over colourful vest before Obi Wan realises who it is, “Oh my god, that’s Miss Tachi” he tells them, “Oh I love seeing teachers outside of school” Rabe confesses, “It’s like seeing a dog walk on it’s hind legs” she adds, right before Siri spots them, “Oh hey guys, what’s up?” she asks, “I didn’t know you work here” she tells Rabe who just gives a small laugh, “Moderately priced soaps are my calling” she replies while Obi Wan looks at her, “Shopping?” he asks as she shakes her head. “No, no! I’m just here with my boyfriend” she corrects him, looking over at a strange older man who looks back at them confused, then she laughs, “Joking, I’m kidding, sometimes older people make jokes too” she points out as Obi Wan just shrugs, “My nanna takes her wig off when she’s drunk” he tells her seeing Siri simply look at him, “Your nanna and I have that in common” she replies before going on, “No, actually I’m here cause I’m bartend a couple of nights a week down at Dexter’s diner” then turns to Padme. “Padme, I do hope you join mathletes, we start in a couple of weeks and I would love to have a girl on the team, just so you know, the team could meet a girl” she points out as Padme smiles confidently. “I think I’m going to do it” she tells her when Obi Wan jumps in, “You can’t join mathletes, it’s social suicide!” he warns her as Siri just sighs, “Thanks, Obi Wan” she sighs noticing the change in the atmosphere afterwards. “Well, this has been sufficiently awkward” she tells them, “And I’ll see you guys tomorrow” she finishes before leaving, “Bye” Padme waves, “Bye” Siri waves not hearing Rabe speak. “Oh man, that is bleak” she mutters then snaps back to the previous conversation. “So when are you going to see Sabe again?” she asks, “I can’t spy on her anymore. It’s weird” Padme confesses but Rabe was quick to argue, “Come on, she’s never going to find out. It’s just going to be our little secret” she promises however Padme is still unsure.
That night, Padme hears the comm. ringing in the kitchen and goes to answer it, unsure of whom it could be. “Hello?” she asks upon answering. “I know your secret” she heard Sabe reply, “Oh god, busted! Just start apologising and crying. No, play it cool” she thinks, “Secret? What you saying about?” Padme just innocently asks, “Ahsoka told me that you like Anakin Skywalker” Sabe replies, “I mean I don’t care do whatever you want, but let me just tell you something about Anakin” she goes on, “All he cares about is school, his mom and his friends” she sighs but Padme is confused. “Is that bad?” she asks, “But if you like him, whatever, I mean I could talk to him for you if you want” she assures her as Padme is surprised. “Really?” she asks, “You would do that? I mean nothing embarrassing though right?” she tells her, before she hears Sabe reply, “Oh no, trust me, I know exactly how to play it” she promises then realises, “But wait, aren’t you mad at Ahsoka for telling me?” she asks her, “No” Padme tells her. “Cause if you are, you can tell me. It was a really bitchy thing to for her to do” she tells her, pushing her to say something. “Yeah, it was pretty bitchy but I’m not mad, I guess she just likes attention” she tells her however what she heard next was not expected. “See, Ahsoka, told you she’s not mad” she smiles as Padme then heard Ahsoka on the other line. “I can’t believe you think I like attention?” she gasps, “Okay, love you see you tomorrow” Sabe smiles before both girls hang up, leaving Padme shaken. “I had survived my first three way calling attack” she thought, “And with Sabe’s blessing, I started talking to Anakin more and more.
Padme sat in her maths class before Anakin, taking notes, “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was” “Hey, what day is it?” Anakin asks her before she smiles, “It’s October 3rd” she replies. “Two weeks later, we spoke again” Listening to the teacher, Padme was startled when he spoke. “It’s raining” he observed before she turned her head, “Yeah” she smiles. “But I wanted things to move faster, so I followed my instincts” so she pretended to seek help. She lightly tapped his shoulder. “Hey, I’m totally loss. Can you help me?” she asks. “But I wasn’t lost” “Yeah” he just replies, turning around, “I knew exactly what Ms Tachi was talking about” as he helped her out, “It’s a factorial, so you multiply each by x” he tells her, “Wrong” “Is that the summation?” she asks seeing him shrug, “Yeah, they’re the same thing” he replies, “Wrong. He was so wrong” as she smiles, “Thanks, I-I get it now” she tells him right before the bell sounds. “Lights please” Siri calls out, “Okay, see you guys tomorrow” she tells them while everyone starts to leave and Anakin turns to Padme, “We’re having a Halloween party at my friend Tru’s house. You wanna come?” he asks, “Yeah, sure” Padme smiles. “Great, here’s where it’s at. It’s a costume party, people get pretty into it” he tells her. “Okay” Padme nods before he adds, “That flyer admits one person only, so don’t bring some other guy with you” he tells her watching her smile. “Grool….” She starts, “I meant to say cool and then I started to say great” she corrects herself however he just laughs, “Right” he replies, “Well, grool” he tells her, “See you tonight” he tells her, exiting the classroom before she starts to follow him, “Hey, Naboo” Ferus called out to her, “You staying for the mathetics meeting?” he asks her as she pauses, “Uh, yeah, I’ll be back right” she lies, rushing from the classroom, straight down the hallway heading home. “Okay I lied, but I had to go home and work on my costume”
“In the real world, Halloween is when children dress up and beg for candy” Padme stands with her mother in her room, trying out her outfit, something she thought would be just perfect. “In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total sl*t and no other girl can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some sort of animal ears” While Padme dressed in her outfit, Sabe was showing off her outfit, she was dressed in a pale pink laced corset, with stockings and heels, complete with bunny ears on top, to her parents, Sola was excitedly taking pictures but her father wasn’t happy. “Doesn’t she look great, honey?” she asked just as else where, Ahsoka arrived at Elle’s house, dressed in a skimpy yet sexy cat suit and ears while Elle’s in a short, sexy dress. “What are you suppose to be?” Ahsoka only asks as Elle sighs, “I’m a MOUSE” Elle tells her, pointing to her ears, “DUH” she adds.
“Unfortunately, no one told me about the sl*t rule, so I showed up like this” She arrives at Tru’s house and enters the front door, finding everyone there, all staring at her-she wore a long black wig, curled underneath a white veil, fang fake teeth and long white wedding dress, feeling slightly uncomfortable, she manoeuvred her way through the groups until she finally spotted Ahsoka and Elle, “Hey” she smiles, starting Elle, who spilled her drink, “Why are you dress so scary?” Elle asked as Padme shrugged, “It’s Halloween” she pointed out just as Ahsoka turned to her, “Have you seen Jabo?” she asked hopefully right before Elle’s eyes moved around the room, “You know who’s looking fine tonight?” she asked them, “Trevor Kowski” she smiled as Ahsoka only rolled her eyes, “Okay, you did not just say that” she replied, “What? He’s a good kisser” she simply replied. “He’s your cousin” Ahsoka reminded her, “Yeah, but he’s my first cousin” she corrected her, “Right” she nodded, hoping she got it. “So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins and then you have your second cousins….” She trailed off as Ahsoka cut in, “No, honey, uh-uh” she stopped her, “That’s not right, is it?” she asked with regret. “That is so not right” she agreed before Anakin spotted Padme, “Hey!” he exclaimed, “Hey!” she replied seeing her costume, “You made it” he smiled, “And you are…a zombie bride” he guessed before she laughed, “An ‘ex-wife’” she corrected him, “Love it. Can I get you a drink?” he asked. “Yeah” she nodded before he smiled, “All right, be right back” he promised, “Ok” she assured him at the same time, Ahsoka was trying to get Elle to stop waving to her cousin. “Elle, stop it!” she warned her. “Hey Trevor!” she called out brushing Ahsoka off and disappearing into the crowd.
Over at the food and drink table, Anakin was busy getting drinks for Padme and himself, not seeing Sabe slinking her through the crowd, her eyes only for him, standing before him as he turned around, he laughed, “Oh no, didn’t someone tell you?” he jokes; “You were suppose to wear a costume” he told her as she playfully slaps his arm, “Shut up, I need to talk to you” she tells him, “You know Padme?” she asks, “Yeah, she’s cool. I invited her tonight” he informed her when she blurted, “Well, be careful because she has a huge crush on you” as he looked at her. “Really? How do you know?” he asked as she lied more, “Because she told me. She tells everybody” going on, “It’s kinda cute, she’s like a little girl. She writes all over her data pad, Mrs. Anakin Skywalker, and she made this t-shirt that says ‘I heart Anakin’ and she wears it under all her clothes” she explains, “Oh, come on” he scoffs, seeing Sabe smile, “Well, who can blame her?” she asks, “You’re gorgeous” she smiles, “And I’m not saying she’s a stalker but she saved this Kleenex you used and she says she’s going to perform some kind of Nabooian ritual to make you like her” she lies more as he’s confused, “What?” he asks, looking at Padme, who happily waves back at them. “This was it. Sabe said, she’ll talk to Anakin for me and now she was” she observed, seeing Sabe lean in closer to Anakin, while looking at her, “I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend…so, just promise you won’t make fun of her” she tells him as he smiles, “Course I’m not going to make fun of her” he promises her. “How can Rabe hate her? She’s such a good….” She gasps as she sees Sabe pull Anakin closer, kissing him right before her! “SLUT!” quickly rushing from the room and not seeing Anakin pull back, “What are you doing?” he asked, “You broke up with me” he reminded her while she just roll her eyes, “That’s crazy. Why would I break up with you? You’re so hot” she tells him, coming in for another kiss.
Heartbroken and betrayed, Padme quickly exits the house, as two other guys are hanging outside, one sees her in costume, screams and falls off the railing he was sitting on while the other just shakes his head. “That’s a scary mask, bro” he tells her but Padme just hurries away, in tears, “I had never felt this feeling before. I could hear my heart beating in my ears. My stomach felt like it was going to fall out of my butt. I had this lump in my throat like after you dry swallow a big pill” she could feel the tears falling down her cheeks, “I hated Sabe. I hated HER!” Hanging out together in Rabe’s basement, Obi Wan and Rabe were watching a creepy holo net film, eating and slowly waiting for the scene at the current moment to scare them, when the door behind the screen opens and in strolls Padme, still in her scary costume. Frightened, the food goes flying as Obi Wan gives a frightened scream. “She took him back” Padme cried, moving forward, “Sabe took Anakin back” she told them as Rabe rose to her feet, “Oh, no, Padme….” She starts to reply, “Why would she do that?” she tearfully asks. “Because she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives” she only tells her as Obi Wan points out, “When we were 13, she made people sign this petition, saying Rabe was a…..” he was cut off by Rabe, “Obi Wan! Please!” she screamed, “Look, she’s not going to get away with this, okay?” she assured Padme, “We’re going to do something” she promised, “We are?” Padme softly asked.
Standing before Obi Wan and Padme, Rabe had listed their plan behind her on the holo board behind her, “Sabe Andrews is an evil dictator, how do you throw an evil dictator?” she asks, “You cut off her resources” she goes on, “Sabe would be nothing without her high status man candy” she explains, turning around to the board to Anakin’s name, “Technically good psychically” meaning Sabe’s hot body, “And ignorant band of loyal followers” she finished, meaning Ahsoka and Elle. She turned back to Padme, “Now, Padme, if we want this to work” she starts, “You are going to keep hanging out with them, like nothing is wrong, got it?” she asks her while Padme looks from Obi Wan to Rabe then nods, “I can do it” she replies then Rabe grins, “Okay, let’s rock this b*tch!” she exclaims excitedly and the plan was in motion.
And the plan is indeed in motion! Can Padme, Rabe and Obi Wan destroy Sabe’s life? Can Padme have Anakin love her and not Sabe? It’s all entering the exciting moments now, so you’ll have to stay tuned!
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Re: Star Wars and Mean Girls Crossover « Reply #3 on Aug 22, 2009, 6:05am »
Chapter 3
Having been crushed by Sabe’s betrayal and now her secret plan with Rabe and Obi Wan to destroy Sabe, Padme arrived at school the next morning, acting like nothing happened at the Halloween party. She wore a short checked skirt and fresh singlet top and long brown hair shimmering down her face. When lunch time came around, she found that Ahsoka had a message for her, from Sabe,
Pretending like nothing was wrong turned out to be surprisingly easy….
“And Sabe wanted me to tell you that she was trying to hook you up with Anakin, but, he was just interested in getting her back” she finished telling her, “So, it’s not Sabe’s fault” she added as Padme gave a small smile, “No” she simply replied, Ahsoka smiled. “Okay, so you’re not mad at Sabe?” she asked her. “God, no” Padme smiled once more, lying. “Okay, good cause Sabe wanted me to give you this” she told her, embracing her in a hug as Padme slowly returned the hug.
While back in the cafeteria, Sabe sat at their table with Elle and Anakin, talking to Anakin about her new “diet” while he read the bottle before him. “It’s called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours” she informed him as he let out a small smile, “This isn’t even cranberry juice, it’s cranberry juice cocktail, it’s all sugar” he explained to her as she just shrugged, “I wanna lose three pounds” she confessed, while he laughed, “You’re crazy” he told her right as Padme and Ahsoka were returning to their table. Sabe quickly leant over to Anakin, running her hands through his blond hair, “Why do you wear you hair like that?” she asked, “Your hair looks so sexy pushed back” she told him, moving her eyes over to Padme, “Padme, will you please tell him that his hair looks sexy pushed back?” she asked
Sabe was dangling Anakin in front of me on purpose; I knew how this would be settled in the animal world….
Padme suddenly leaped across for Sabe, knocking her to the ground, attempting to claw at her, while she fought back, as the whole room erupted into animals, Anakin, Ahsoka and the rest of the students followed their lead.
But this was girl world…
Padme just sighed, “Your hair looks sexy pushed back” she agreed, taking a seat opposite Sabe and Anakin, as he just looked up at her with a sincere look on his face. And in girl world, all the fighting had to be sneaky.
In the girl’s fresher with Sabe, as she checked herself out, she noticed her face changing, she huffed, “Oh, this cranberry juice is making me break out” she noted as Padme quickly turned around, “Wait, I have this really good skin stuff I’ll bring you” she promised her seeing her turn around to her, “Okay” she smiled before Padme quickly dashed off.
Heading over to Rabe’s work, Padme quickly had informed her of Sabe’s dilemma and they set to work on a “face” cream for her. “We kept our eyes open for opportunity for sabotage however only this face cream, was changed around and they filled a bottle up with foot cream! Rabe finished her work, handing the bottle back to Padme who rushed back to find Sabe. “Sabe!” she exclaimed, seeing her turn around to her, smiling, “Thank you!” she smiled, hugging her. When lunch time came around once more, Sabe and Padme returned to their table where Anakin, Ahsoka and Elle were waiting for them, “Hey!” Sabe chimed, as he turned around to her, “Hey!” arm around her, kissing her cheek, he pulls back, staring at her, “Your face smells like peppermint” he tells her, not seeing Padme smirking as Sabe just keeps smiling before Anakin goes back to kissing her, and Padme sighs in annoyance.
Alone inside the girls’s dressing room, Rabe secretly initiates another one of their plans, grabbing Sabe’s shirt and cutting two holes in the middle so that her bra will slightly show, constantly checking over her shoulder to ensure that she won’t be caught before she is then satisfied with her work and casually returns the shirt back up on the hook before ducking out of the dressing room before everyone else returns. Sabe simply changes from her sports clothes to her normal clothes looking down, noting that she had two perfectly cut holes, which now showed her deep purple bra. However, being Sabe, she simply shrugged and strolled confidently past the other girls, who all wanted to copy her style. They all stared in shock at Sabe’s new style.
However, it wasn’t long until word had spread throughout the school and soon all the girls had copied Sabe’s style, well except for Rabe and Padme who watched girls go by all with the “new” style, holes in their shirts showing the colour of their bras. Rabe turned to Padme, in horror; this was not going well in their attempt to destroy Sabe.
During a free break, Rabe, Obi Wan and Padme were talking about their problems in the plan, “This is ass you guys” Rabe started, “It’s been a month and all we’ve done is make Sabe’s face smell like a foot” she pointed out before Obi Wan replied back, “I’ve been really busy with choir” before Rabe then pointed out, “We gotta crack Ahsoka Tano. We crack Ahsoka, and we crack the lock on Sabe’s whole dirty history” she explained as Obi Wan spoke out once more, “Say crack again” he told “Crack” she simply replied then going on, “All right, let’s re convene at my house tonight” she told them before Padme shook her head, “I can’t. I have to go to Sabe’s house to practice for the talent show, we’re doing this dance to this song….” She was cut off but Rabe and Obi Wan’s reply, “Jingle Bell Rock” they lazily sighed. “You guys know that song?” Padme asked curiously. “Everybody in the English speaking world knows that song” Rabe smiles, “They do it every year” Obi Wan adds. “Well, I have to learn it” she points out before spotting Sabe coming over. “Uh oh, go!” she mutters under her breath seeing them scurry away just as Sabe arrives. “Hey!” Padme smiles as Sabe is confused, “Why were you talking to Rabe Lexis?” she asked her as Padme quickly lies, “I don’t know, I mean, she’s so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack” she replies hearing Sabe laugh shaking her head. “She’s so pathetic” she scoffs, “Let me tell you something about Rabe Lexis” she starts, “We were best friends in middle school” she continues as Padme is surprised, “I know right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even….” She quickly shakes her head. “Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Max who was like totally gorgeous but then he moved to Nar Shaddaa, and Rabe was like weirdly jealous of him” she goes on, “Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Max, she’s be like, ‘why didn’t you call me back?’ and I’d be like, ‘why are you so obsessed with me?’. So then, for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like ‘Rabe, I can’t invite you because I think you’re a lesbian’. I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls in their ‘bathing suits’” she explains as Padme quietly listens, “I mean right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called me mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded” she sighs, “And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and “Oh my god, I love your skirt!” she exclaimed, “Where did you get it?’ she asked as the girl smiles, “Oh, it was my mom’s in the 80’s” she admitted as Sabe gushed, “Vintage, so adorable” she adds. “Thanks” the girl smiles and moves off as Sabe turns back to Padme. “That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen” she then confesses to Padme who remembers something Sabe commented her on:
Flashback
“Oh my god, I love your bracelet” Sabe gushes the first time meeting Padme, “Where did you get it?” she asked with a huge smile
Padme simply gives a laugh, changing the subject, “So, are you gonna send any candy canes?” she asked as Sabe shakes her head, “No, I don’t send them. I just get them” she informs her, “So you better send me on, byotch” she warns her, then turns on her heel, “Love ya” she finishes with two kisses, moving away. Padme then got an interesting plan. “I was definitely going to send her one. I was going to use three candy canes to crack Ahsoka Tano” moving up to the student at the table. “Three please” she smiles handing the credits over as they took the names.
Later, Padme sat in class that she had with Ahsoka and her other fellow peers, Padme took notes as the teacher going through though their book she was reading. “Why man, he doth bestride the narrow like a colossus” she started, “Might translate into…..why is he so huge and obnoxious?” she asked them out loud just as the door opened and in strolled Obi Wan dressed up as Santa Claus, “Ho, ho, ho, candy cane-grams!” he called out as the teacher just sighed, “Ok, hurry up” she simply replied as he moved on, “Zac Mirrorman, two for you” he told the boy and handing him his two. “Billy Coco? FOUR for you, Billy Coco! You go, Billy Coco” he called excitedly, looking back down at his list. “And uh….’Padme’ Naberrie. Do we have a ‘Padme’ Naberrie here?” he asked as Padme smiled across at me, “It’s Padme’” she told him as Obi Wan turned over to her, “Oh Padme’, here you go, one for you….” He told her handing her a candy cane noticing Ahsoka awaiting hers. “And none for Ahsoka Tano, bye” he quickly added and was gone. Ahsoka turned to Padme, “Who’s that from?” she asked curiously as Padme read the card. “Thanks for being such a great friend. Love, Sabe” she started, “That’s so sweet” she smiled happily returning back to her work just as Ahsoka quickly read the card herself, confused as the teacher resumed reading.
Once Gretchen thought Sabe was mad at her, the secrets started pouring out….
All I had to do was wait for one, we could use.
A few weeks later, the annual Courscant High Winter Talent Show had come around once again and everyone was proceeding into the school’s hall for the show, including Padme’s parents who were excited to see their daughter in her first school show. Principal Windu stood at the right corner of the stage, to begin the evening. “Thank you. Welcome to the Courscant High Winter Talent” he told them, “Let me hear you make some noise!” he exclaimed hearing the parents and students cheer, of course some of the boys started cheering louder. “Alright, settle down” he called out before looking down at his card. “Our first act calls himself, a star on the rise” he informed them, “Let’s hear it for Obi Wan!” he exclaimed just as Obi Wan emerged onto the stage, dressed in a elegant white shirt and jacket and black pants with his hair slicked back. He looked over at Siri who was on music. “Don’t look at me” he quickly told her then started his singing. “Every day is so wonderful” he began.
Meanwhile back stage, Ahsoka, Elle and Padme were getting ready for their act and Ahsoka was still stunned she didn’t get a candy cane. “I mean, why would Sabe send you guys candy canes and not me?” she asked curiously touching up her make up. “Maybe she forgot about you” Elle suggested as Padme then asked, “Yeah, Sabe has been acting kind of weird lately. I mean, is something bothering her?” she asked, as Ahsoka looked over at Padme before putting on her lip gloss once more. “Well, I mean, her parents totally don’t sleep in the same bed anymore, if that’s what you mean” she replied before gasping “Oh my god, don’t tell her I told you that” she quickly informed her
Back on stage, Obi Wan was making his way through his song, “I am beautiful in every single way” he continuing ignoring the taunts of Jabo and his friends who were sniggering and threw a hard shoe at him however Obi Wan just kept going, “Yes, words can’t bring me down” before picking it up, and throwing it back at them, “Don’t you bring me down today” he continued. Standing off to the side looking out at the audience, Ahsoka still went on about not receiving a candy cane to Padme. “I mean, no offence, but why would she send you a candy cane?” she asked, “Maybe she feels weird around me, because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job” she confesses before spinning around to Padme. “Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that” she quickly adds once more.
Obi Wan had finished his song and now it was Ferus’s turn to perform for the audience with his friends, of course being the “cool” guy he was, he decided to practice his rap skills. “Yo, yo, yo!” he started with his friends, “All you sucka MCs ain’t got nothin’ on me!” he continued, moving up and down the stage. “From my grades, to my lines you can’t touch Ferus O!” he went on, “I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred. I’m Ferus Olin!” he kept on going, “The O’s silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the fresher floor” throwing in some dance moves, “I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she’ll be like, OOH! Ferus O!” when he was suddenly cut off by Principal Windu. “Thank you, Ferus, that’s enough!” he called out, “Happy holidays everybody!” Ferus then told them moving off stage as Principal Windu spoke again, “F.O and the power of 3! That was something” he added while from behind the curtains, Padme, Sabe, Ahsoka and Elle, all dressed in sexy short red and white dresses with white high heel and santa’s hats readily themselves for their performance. Rabe and Obi Wan were watching from backstage. “Does it bother you that they still use your original chorography?” he asked her as Rabe just scoffed, “Shut up!” she snapped right as Ferus was moving behind them. “Damn!” he muttered as Rabe turned around, “What?” she asked in straight out as he smirked, “I’d rather see you out there shakin’s that thing” he told her moving off leaving her shocked and Obi Wan laughing.
Still readying themselves, Sabe turned to Ahsoka, “Uh Ahsoka, could you switch sides with Padme?” she asked her seeing her look confused. “But I’m always on your left” she reminded her as Sabe just smiled, “Well, that was when there was only three of us and now the tallest go in the middle” she explained, “But the whole dance will be backwards” Ahsoka started, “I’m always on your left!” she exclaimed. Sabe glared at her, “And right now, you’re getting on my last nerve” she warned her, “Switch” she added leaving Ahsoka to simply switch around with Padme and position themselves right as Principal Windu spoke again, “And finally please welcome to the stage, Santa’s helpers…..doing Jingle Bell Rock” he announced before the curtains parted back and Ahsoka dashed forward to turn on the music from the holo player, she waved quickly to Jabo, who smiled back, waving as well before running back next to Sabe then it started at the same time, Sabe’s mom Sola held up her holo recorder to film it before moving out into the aisle for a clearer view….
Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell Rock
Ahsoka, Sabe, Padme and Elle all danced forward on the stage, swaying their hips and moving to the beat, keeping it also very sexy as practiced,
Jingle bell swing, And Jingle bells ring Snowing and blowing Up bushels of fun
Though they knew their dance, some of the moves once or twice shocked Padme’s father Ruwee and her mother Jobal however the girls kept going,
Now the jingle hop has began Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime In jingle bell time Dancing and prancing In Jingle bell Square
Everything was going well, the girls knew their moves well, however the new positions were not working well, with Sabe turning and Ahsoka then accidentally bumping into her, causing Sabe to simply push her, out of her way, straight into the holo player,
In the fr…..
The song suddenly started to stop and keep repeating the one line over and over causing Ahsoka, Sabe, Padme and Elle all to stop, looking around at each other. Ahsoka quickly moved to fix it only to accidentally knocked the holo player right off the stage, straight at Jabo!. “Jabo?” she asked softly hoping he was alright. Though with no music, they couldn’t dance. It was then Padme knew what to do,
“What a bright time It’s the right time”
She started to sing before continuing the dance, as others students in the audience like Anakin joining in before the rest of the audience started to clap and Siri started to play on the piano, bringing in the tune to the song.
To rock the night away
Jingle Bell time Is a swell time To go riding in a one-horse sleigh
The girls continued their dance, now singing the words having the audience clapping along to the song, with Sola resuming her filming, dancing along with the girls.
Giddyap jingle horse Pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and mingle in a jingling beat
That’s the jingle bell
That’s the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell rock!
As they drew to a close, they moved back into the centre of the stage, Sabe and Padme back in the middle back to back and Elle and Ahsoka on either side of them, smiling out at the audience who at the end, burst into a loud round of applause including Ruwee and Jobal and of course Sola with the applause continuing as all four girls scattered off stage. Elle and Ahsoka was practically smiling all over, with Elle excitedly hugging Padme. “That was the best it ever went!” she told her right as Anakin joined them, his arms around Sabe and Padme. “That was awesome” he smiled, leaning to kiss Sabe who pulled back, “Uh, lip gloss” she told him before Ferus walked by, “Good Job Naboo” he told her as she smiled, “Thanks” she replied at the same time Ahsoka then added, “Padme’s blushing, oh my god, you totally have a crush on that guy” she giggled as Padme shook her head. “No I don’t” she told her, knowing Anakin was right next to her. “That’s why you wanted to join the mathletes” Ahsoka went on while Anakin pulled a face, confused. “Mathletes? You hate maths” he pointed out as Sabe curiously looked at her while Padme looked away. “Look how red she is” Ahsoka smirked, “You love him and he totally compliment you. That is so fetch!” she smiled happily however Sabe angrily only turned her head to her, “Ahsoka! Stop trying to make fetch happen!” she snapped, “It’s not going to happen” she added seeing Ahsoka suddenly go quiet and her smile disappearing from her face.
The very next day in class, Ahsoka stood before her classmates ready to read her essay however her temper from being shot down by Sabe wasn’t going to stay hidden. “Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet?” she calmly started out, “Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right?” she asked out loud “Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody?” she went on, her temper rising, “Because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!” she screamed out startling Padme and others before she attempted to calm back down.
Ahsoka Tano had cracked
Later, after class, Ahsoka broke down once more to Padme about who Sabe really was. Tears in her eyes, she started, “If only you knew how mean she really is…..you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?” she pointed out, “Yeah! Two years ago, she told me hoop earrings were *her* thing and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore” she continued to sob more, “And then for my birthday my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops” she gushed, “And I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them and…..it was so sad” she went on, as Padme continued to listen, placing one hand on her shoulder, “And you know she cheats on Anakin?” she asked her, as Padme’s eyes widen in horror “Yes, every Thursday he thinks she’s doing SAT prep but really she’s hooking with Justin Longings in the projection room above the auditorium!” she blurted out, “I never told anyone that…..”she was overcome with tears again, “Because I’m *such* a good friend!” she finished, bursting into tears once more.
Jack pot! Ahsoka’s secret put the plan back in motion
And what is the rest of the plan? Is Ahsoka losing Sabe as her friend? Will Anakin discover Sabe’s cheating on him? Can Padme and Anakin fall in love? It’s all going to be more interesting and exciting coming up!
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Re: Star Wars and Mean Girls Crossover « Reply #4 on Sept 27, 2009, 5:33am »
Chapter 4
With Ahsoka having confessed a deadly secret that Sabe was in fact, cheating on Anakin, Padme, Rabe and Obi Wan knew exactly what the next part of their plan was.
“After Christmas break, we tried every Thursday to help Anakin catch Sabe in the act….
The first attempt was a simple one-to advertise that the school’s swim team’s meeting was moved to the auditorium and hoping Anakin would see the message and room catching Sabe in the act. Anakin proceeded across the sports hall to head back out for the day when he looked up to see a notice on the door that read “Swim Team Practice will be held in the projection room above the auditorium” Confused, Anakin simply turned back around and proceeded across to the auditorium up through the rows of chairs to the projection where Sabe happen to be inside making out with Justin. Startled by the door knob jingling, Sabe dressed in her short skirt and wearing only her bra on top, quickly gasped and ducked across hiding behind the wall with Justin, only in his underwear quickly followed right as Anakin opened the door but Sabe just pushed Justin back seeing Anakin awkwardly standing there then quickly leaving the room whilst another time, Anakin was standing outside his locker talking with another one of his best friends when Padme approached them. “Hey” she happily smiled seeing him turn towards her, “Hey, what’s up?” he smiled back just as Obi Wan, wearing a face mask ran past grabbing Padme’s bag. “My purse!” she gasped seeing Anakin take off after him. “Looks like he’s headed for the projection room above the auditorium!” she called out following them as Anakin raced after Obi Wan who was heading for the projection room as they had planned out however it wasn’t Sabe they found once they entered the room. They came to a sudden halt when they saw Coach Jinn with a student, this also allowed Anakin to rip Padme’s bag from Obi Wan’s hands. “Coach Jinn?” he asked out loud at the same time Obi Wan pulled off his face, “Jaina Kun?” he asked confused just as much as Anakin was
Later that night, Rabe and Obi Wan were over Padme’s house doing homework together and talking about their failed attempts at having Sabe caught out of course Obi Wan was just raiding Padme’s kitchen for something to eat. “Guys, why did we think we could do this?” Padme asked them expressing her doubts. “We’re amateurs” she added but Rabe disagreed, “No, we just have to re-group” she assured her, “Think outside our box” she hinted before Obi Wan asked Padme “Hey, what are Kalteen bars?’ he asked as she turned towards him, “They’re these weird Utapau nutrition bars” she answered him, “My mom used to give them to the kids in Naboo to help them gain weight” she explained further before Obi Wan turned to put them back just as Rabe got a new idea to bring down Sabe.
The next day at lunch time, Padme sat next to Sabe and opposite Ahsoka and Elle explaining about these “new” weight loss bars. “They’re these weird nutrition bars my mom uses to lose weight” she finished as Sabe’s eyes widen. “Give me it” she snapped taking the bar off Padme noticing the wrapping. “It’s all in, like, Utapau or something” as Padme quickly lied, “Yeah, you know, there’s some weird ingredient in them that’s not legal on Courscant yet” watching Sabe eat the bar. “Ephedrine?” Sabe asked. “No” Padme replies, “Phentermine” she goes on, “No” she shakes her head before lying more. “It burns carbs. It just burns up all your carbs” as Sabe pointed out. “I really wanna lose three pounds” she told them as Ahsoka and Elle quickly smiled, “Oh my god, what are you talking about?” Ahsoka asked innocently, “You’re so skinny” Elle added making Sabe just scoff, “Shut up” she rudely told them.
After school, Padme was hanging out with Sabe, Ahsoka and Elle who were going to give her a make-over which would make her fit in more. “The weird thing about hanging out with Sabe was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me” Sabe sat Padme down on the small chair before the mirror, “Okay,…you have really good eyebrows” she noted. “Thanks” Padme smiled before she then pushed Ahsoka out of the way “Move” she snapped, “Ooh” she gasped. Same thing with Ahsoka; the meaner Sabe was to her, the more Ahsoka tried to win Sabe back. She knew it was better to be in the plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all
Shortly afterwards…..
Back in the main corridor at school, Padme, Sabe, Ahsoka and Elle all confidently strolled down dressed beautifully, stylish and elegant. “Because being with the plastics was like being famous….people looked at you all the time and everybody just knew stuff about you”
Students from all over the school were gushing about the Plastics and Padme. “That new girl moved here from Naboo” Shira gasped. “I saw Padme Naberrie wearing army pants and flip flops, so I brought army pants and flip flops” she said. “That Padme girl is hot…she might even be hotter than Sabe Andrews” Jabo confessed as Principal Windu even commented. “I hear Sabe Andrews is dating Anakin Skywalker again” he started, “The 2 were seen canoodling at Tru Veld’s Halloween party….they’ve been inseparable ever since” he finished as back in the hallway, Anakin had now joined the girls with his arm around Sabe, their eyes looking at each other smiling to Padme’s horror however she was not watching where she going and ended falling into the nearby bin, head first and the other girls having no idea and moved along blissfully unaware.
I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Sabe
And the other 10% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more
Padme was inside Rabe’s work checking out her make up in the mirror, dressed in a frilly pale pink skirt and light blue top while Rabe attended to some paper work at the counter. “She’s not even that good looking if you really look at her” Padme spoke out as Rabe, not even bothering to look up, replied back “I don’t know, now that’s she getting fatter, she’s got pretty big jugs” just as Padme finished checking herself out. I could hear people getting bored with me, but I couldn’t stop. It just kept coming up like word vomit. Padme sighed then moved over to the counter, placing her bag down. “I have this theory that if you cut all of her hair off, she’d look like a Corellian man” she suggested as Rabe just sighed, “Yeah, I know. You told me that one before” she reminded her before she reached across for a flyer. “Hey, I’m having an art show” she told her, shrugging, “So why don’t you take a night off from your double life” she suggested, “I want you to see it” she admitted while Padme just smiled happily. “Coolness” she replied before Rabe made a face of disgust. “What is that smell?” she asked her as Padme continued to smile. “Oh, Sabe gave me some perfume” she answered her however Rabe didn’t like it. “You smell like a baby prostitute” she informed her. “Thanks” Padme just smiled before Rabe pulled back from her, spraying a naturally smelling deodorant at her friend.
Meanwhile, I was finding an excuse I could to talk to Anakin
Again, in maths class, Padme quietly tapped Anakin on his shoulder, intending to get any conversation from him. “I don’t get this” she lied, “Do you get any of this?” she asked him seeing him turn around to her right as Siri came by with their results from the last test. “Nice job, Padme” she happily told her, handing her back her test with a result of 98. Anakin just sighed. “Kind of seems like you get it” he told her turning back around leaving Padme to just smile and think of another way.
“If I was gonna keep this going, I was gonna have to really commit”
Another time in the same class, Siri came down the aisle with another set of results, placing Padme’s down before her, this time a result of 68. “Not your best” Siri told her prior to Ferus leaning over, “Damn, Naboo, what happened?” he asked her right before Anakin spun around in his chair, “How’s you do?” he asked straight out as Padme huffed, “Not so good” she replied, pausing, “You know, I think I need a tutor” she suggested seeing him shrug. “I’ll tutor you, if you ever wanna get together after school or something” he suggested as Padme acted innocent. “Do you think Sabe would mind?” she asked as he shrugged again, “No. You guys are friends” he pointed out as Padme remained quiet as he spoke up again, “Well, maybe we just won’t tell her” he simply replied.
That afternoon, Padme headed back over to Anakin’s house for help with maths like he suggested. It was all too perfect for her, because she really did like him. They were sitting close together at the small table in his dining room going over their work. “So, what did you get for this one?” Padme asked him seeing him look down at his work, “Well, the first time I did it, I got a zero” he started. Wrong. “But then when I checked it, I got….one” he continued. There you go. “I got one too” she replied as he agreed, “Yeah, you have to check it because sometimes the product of two negative integers is a positive number” he pointed out seeing her smile. “Yeah, like negative four and negative six” she added. “That’s right, that’s good” he nodded. She could feel herself blushing, “Well, you’re a good tutor” she told him. They stared at each other for a few long silent moment before they both leaned closer towards each other, until their lips were touching. Padme could feel her heart beating with joy as she continued to feel his lips on hers, until he suddenly pulled back from kissing. “Man, look, I…I can’t do this” he admitted, “It’s not fair to Sabe” he went on. “Why do you like her?” she asked as he replied. “Look. I know she can be really mean sometimes, but…..” he trailed off as she kept asking, “Then why do you like her?” before he shot back. “Why do you?” going on, “Ok, there’s good and bad to everybody. Right?” he explained, “Sabe’s just….” He trailed off again, “She’s just more up-front about it” he laughed. Padme turned her head away. Oh, no. It was coming up. The word vomit! I didn’t mean to say it, but……she just let it out. “She’s cheating on you!” she exclaimed looking back at him, his face shocked. “What?” he just asked.
First part of the plan had been done, Anakin knew about Sabe’s unfaithfulness to him. Two more areas of her life were next.
Gathered at Sabe’s house, Ahsoka, Elle and Padme were now all around Sabe who were crying her eyes out on the edge of her bed, holding both Elle’s and Ahsoka’s hands. “Did he say why?” Elle asked her softly as Sabe cried more. “Somebody told him about Justin Longings” she cried not seeing Ahsoka and Padme each give a nervous worried glance away. “Who?” Elle asked. “He said some guy on the holo ball team” she sobbed. “Holo ball team?” Elle repeated as Sabe continued. “I gave him EVERYTHING” she told them, “I was half a virgin when I met him!” she pointed out as Elle tried to cheer her up. “You wanna do something fun?” she asked, looking enlightened, “You wanna go to Dexter’s Diner?” she asked as Sabe looked shocked. “I CAN’T DO TO DEXTER’S DINER. I’M ON AN ALL CARB DIET” she reminded her, “God, Elle, you are SO stupid!” she yelled at her, storming off, Ahsoka was quick to run after her. “Sabe, wait! Talk to me!” she assured her as Sabe rushed into the bathroom. “No one understands me….” She cried as Ahsoka disagreed, “I understand you!” she tried to assure her before leaving Padme and Elle alone in the room. “You’re not stupid, Elle” Padme told her taking a seat next to her. “No, I am actually” she replied, “I’m failing almost everything!” she admitted, but Padme tried to argue, “Well….there must be something you’re good at” she started as Elle thought for a moment. “I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?” she excitedly asked raising her fist to her mouth before Padme stopped her, “No, no. no…..Anything else?” she asked before Elle confessed. “Well, I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense” pointing to her brain seeing Padme was lost for words. “What do you mean?” she asked, “It’s like I have ESPN or something” she continued, “My breast can always tell when it’s going to rain” she finished whilst Padme tried hard to think what to say next.“Really? That’s amazing” she finally replied then Elle corrected herself. “Well..they can tell when it’s raining” while Padme just gave a small smile to her.
The next day in maths class, Padme saw Anakin entering and sat up straighter, waiting for him to smile or say hello to her. I have to admit, I was mildly horrified, when Anakin didn’t ask me to be his girlfriend. Her smile quickly washed away as he slid into his seat, without a word to her. I mean, I know he was sad, but how much time did he need? Sabe had moved on….
Moved on indeed, for Sabe was back in her room, all happy and making out with Justin on her bed, she rolled him over so that she was looking down at Justin, lips locked with each other and hadn’t seen or heard, her mother Sola, dressed in another stylish outfit sneakily open the door. “Do you guys need anything?” she asked, “Some snacks?” she went on, “A condom?” smiling happily, “Let me know. Oh, god love you” she beamed quietly backing out of the room.
But overall, the plan was going pretty well.
Anakin had dumped Sabe, and she unknowingly eating 5,000 calories a day
Knowing what they needed to do for the second stage of the plan, Obi Wan, who had been put in charge of the votes for the “Spring Fling Queen”, quietly looked around before adding a few more votes to Ahsoka’s pile, just to increase the tension in the group.
It was time to turn out attention to the army of skanks
The next morning in home room, the announcements were made for this year’s “Spring Fling Queen” by the principal’s secretary as she appeared on the holo screen at the corner of the classroom. “And finally, the nominees for ‘Spring Fling Queen’ are as follows:” she started, “Sabe Andrews” she went on, whilst Sabe just smiled and waved to the rest of her peers calmly as the classroom applauds. “Ahsoka Tano” she goes on, the class applauds once more as Ahsoka is overcome with surprise and shock. “Rabe Lears” she calls out as class room applauds with Sabe confused “What is happening to the world?’ she muttered at the same time Rabe turns around, hitting Obi Wan who has burst out laughing “Obi Wan!” she angrily snaps, “I couldn’t help myself! It was so easy” he laughed, “And the final nominee, is Padme Naberrie!” she finishes as classroom applauds whilst she turns confused to Obi Wan. “Obi Wan? You put me in there, too?” she asks, “That’s not part of the plan!” she points out. “I didn’t put you in there….” He quickly replies as Padme starts to smile. “You mean I’m really nominated?” she thinks, smiling not seeing Rabe and Obi Wan mimic her surprise reaction.
In January, Sabe had put a Spring Fling dress on hold at a store called 135. But being Plastic, she needed our advice before she could actually buy it.
That afternoon, Padme, Ahsoka and Elle joined Sabe at the store, as she slipped in the beautiful pale pink strapless dress with black sash across the middle. However, she was having a problem slipping into the dress. “Can someone zip me up?” she asks her friends before Elle moves over to help her finding the same problem. “It won’t close” Elle tells her as she snaps “It’s a 5!” just as Ahsoka tries to help. “Ok, it must be marked wrong” she tells her as Sabe turns to Padme. “Padme, all I’ve been eating are these kalteen bars. They suck” she snaps to her however Padme is quick to reply back. “No, no, this is just how they work” she starts; “This is all your water weight” she tells her, going on. “First you bloat, and then you drop ten pounds like that” she smiles clicking her fingers. Sabe gives a confused look so she goes on, “Well, the kalteen bars have burned up all your carbs, and now your body’s just running on water” she continues. “But once the water’s gone, then you’ll be all muscle. It explains it all on the label” she just tells her as Sabe looks at her, confused. “You know Utapau?” she asks. “Yeah, everyone on Naboo can read Utapau” Padme points out before Elle turns to the sales assistant. “Ma’am, do you have this in the next size up?” she asks but the sales assistant just shakes her, “Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5” she tells them. “You can try Sears” she adds walking off leaving Sabe standing there with a horrified look on her face.
Almost done, with Anakin off the list and now her body, Sabe’s life would soon be turned upside down according to Rabe, Obi Wan and Padme.
The next day, Padme sat in maths class trying to keep getting Anakin’s attention. She moved to tap his shoulder only to have the bell ring and everyone getting up. She hurried to catch up after him only to be stopped by Siri. “Padme” she spoke from her desk as she moved over to her. “I need your parents to sign this so they know that you’re failing” she tells her handing back a test result of 58. Padme rolls her eyes. “Failing?” she asks as Siri then goes on, “You know what’s weird about your quizzes, Padme” she pauses, “Is that all the work is right, and just the answers are wrong” she finishes. “Really?” Padme asks. “Really” Siri breathes. “Padme, I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important thing in the world right now,” she tries to explain to her, “But you don’t have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you” she tells her. How would you know? “I know, ‘how would I know’ right?” she goes on reaching for a snack on her desk. “I’m divorced. I’m broke from getting divorced” she sighs. “The only guy that ever calls my house is Andy from Chase Visa. And you know why?” she asks Padme who shrugs. “Because I’m a pusher” she tells her. “I push people. I pushed my husband into the Senate. That was a bust” she grumbles. “I pushed myself into working three jobs, and now I’m gonna push you” she tells her, “Because I know you’re smarter than this” she points out. “Thanks, Ms Tachi” Padme smiles. “And if there’s anything I can do for extra credit, please let me know” she simply replies. “Oh, I will” she replies as Padme moves out of the classroom.
That afternoon, Padme vented her anger out in front of Ahsoka, Elle and Sabe, who was doing exercises on her bed. “I hate her!” she screams, “I mean, she’s totally failing me on purpose because I didn’t join those stupid Mathletes!” she exclaims, “She was so queer” she starts telling them after calming back down. “She was like, ‘I’m a pusher, Padme. I’m a pusher” she tells them as Sabe laughs, “What does that even mean?” she asks her as Ahsoka speaks up, “Like a drug pusher?” she asks. “Probably, she said she works three jobs” she suggests, “You know, I bet she sells drugs on the side to pay for her pathetic divorce” she goes on seeing Ahsoka lean over for the burn book. “You let it out, honey.” She starts, “Put it in the book” she adds, holding out the burn book before her. Padme stares at it for a minute then takes it from Ahsoka moving to sit next to her, and opening it up. I know it may look like I’d become a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a b*tch
That following morning, Padme, Rabe and Obi Wan sat in home room, Padme was busily touching up her make-up and tiding her hair. “Hey, I called you last night” Rabe starts, “How come you didn’t call me back?” she asks her as Padme sighs, “Oh, I got busy. Sorry” she replies as Rabe goes on. “So, you need a ride to my art show this weekend?” seeing Padme sigh again. “No, I have to go to Alderaan with my parents” she tells them. “I’m so sorry” looking back in her small mirror at her hair. “Well, you wanna watch a movie tonight?” Obi Wan asks her. Padme shakes her head. “Can’t. I’m doing major Plastic sabotage tonight” she goes on. Rabe and Obi Wan exchange glances with each other. “But we don’t have anything planned for tonight” Rabe points out. “Oh, I planned this one on my own” Padme smiles just as the bell rings. “Love you, bye” she happily waving and blowing two kisses to them. Obi Wan returns a small wave before Rabe gives him a confused look.
Uh oh, is Padme losing herself to become a true Plastic? Let’s not hope so! What will happen next? Will she truly have Anakin? Will Sabe discover the plot against her? It’s going to get messy and lives will be turned upside down and friendships are on the line!
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