Star Wars and Will and Grace Crossover

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“The Pilot”

Cast
Anakin-Will
Padme-Grace
Obi Wan-Jack
Sabe-Karen
Rob-Darred
Ellen-Sola
Jurgen Franzblau-Mace Windu
Danny-Palo
Bar patron-Billy

Notes
1. Anakin and Obi Wan are best friends and like in the show, are gay. Anakin is the one who is normal and sensible while Obi Wan is always outgoing and focusing on himself
2. Padme is Anakin’s best friend since college and lives with her boyfriend Palo, but she loves spending time with her friend Anakin
3. Sabe is Padme’s friend and work assistant. Though she is rich and loves spending her money and drinking, she also loves giving Padme fashion and relationship advice

Summary
Anakin Skywalker is a young, talented, charming lawyer living in the bustling city of Courscant along with his two best friends, Padme and Obi Wan. Padme lives with her boyfriend, Palo and is a creative interior designer with an assistant who treats work like a hobby and rarely does any, which is Sabe, married with a lot of money and Obi Wan, is always outgoing and loving himself. When Anakin’s promised Obi Wan he can live with him, he also lets Padme stay, how will it all work out? Read on

Story-Anakin’s and Padme’s apartments
It’s late and Anakin and Padme are both getting ready in their own places, to watch one of their favourite holo net shows, though they can’t resist another little friendly chat between each other through their comms.

Anakin: “What are you doing?” he smirks, as he asks Padme while moving into a comfortable position on his lounge,

Padme: “Hanging out” she smiled, replying back, as Anakin continued to pressure her to come over to join him,

Anakin: “Come over” he smirked, wanting her to join him as she smiled,

Padme: “Anakin, I can’t” she reminded him as he kept on going,

Anakin: “Come on, Padme. You know you want to” he persisted as Padme remembered times she would be over there,

Padme: “Of course, I want to, but…..” her voice trailing off as he spoke once more,

Anakin: “It’s going to be a good one. I can feel it” his smile brighter than ever as Padme hated to agree,

Padme: “It’s always good. Still….” She was still trying to finish her sentence as Anakin cheekily replied,

Anakin: “If you’re not going to come over, do you want me to, uh, talk you though it?” he asked as Padme slowly nodded her head, while listening to Anakin,

Padme: “It’s tempting, but I’ll think I’ll watch ER over here” she finished as Anakin positioned himself comfortably once more,

Anakin: “Okay, I’ll just spend a night alone with my clicker” he teased as she laughed,

Padme: “Oh, is that what the kids are calling it?” she asked, before she changed the subject, “So I went back to the sale today” she added as Anakin asked her,

Anakin: “Yeah, did you get that black flowy thing?” knowing he didn’t like it in the first place as she started to agree,
Padme: “No, you were right. It’s too Stevie Nick’s the heavy year” she pointed out as Anakin joked around,

Anakin: “Eric La Salle just smiled” he joked to Padme, focusing on the holo TV of him as Padme sounded surprised,

Padme: “Really?” she asked as he laughed,

Anakin: “No” he smirked, adding, “Did you buy anything?” as she smirked herself,

Padme: “Yeah, I got a great camisole” she answered him as Anakin smiled,

Anakin: “Yeah, sexy?” he asked, at the very moment that Palo, Padme’s boyfriend choose to walk behind Padme, on his way to their bedroom

Palo: “I’m going to sleep” he told her as Anakin overheard, before Padme answered his question,

Padme: “Ask me in the morning” as he asked,

Anakin: “Was that Palo?” he asked hearing her giggle,

Padme: “Yeah, jealous?” she teased as Anakin scoffed,

Anakin: “Huh, honey. I don’t need your man. I got George Clooney” he laughed as Padme shook her head,

Padme: “Sorry babe. He doesn’t bat for your team” she reminded him as Anakin only laughed,

Anakin: “Well. He hasn’t seen me pitch” as Padme smiled,

Padme: “Okay, say goodnight Padme” she informed him as he replied back,

Anakin: “Good night, Padme” before they both hung up


Having decided to have a nice night at Anakin’s apartment with his friends, Obi Wan, Darred and Mace Windu, they decided they would play a little sabacc to increase their fun, Anakin getting impatience at Obi Wan, still taking his time,

Anakin: “I see you, Obi Wan” he told him once more as Obi Wan sighed,

Obi Wan: “Can you give me a minute, okay, please?” he asked in frustration before he started to sing “A room without windows, a room without doors’ before Anakin cut in,

Anakin: “It’s to you, Obi Wan” as Obi Wan glared over at him,

Obi Wan: “Give me a minute, please” he told him once more before he mouths to Darred, ‘Wow’ singing once more, ‘a room with no guy but I can spy the chum’ before he answered him, placing his cards down, “No not going to risk it this time” throwing the cards down, then adding “four cards please” showing them “here’s my ace”

Anakin: starting to deal once more, “Obi Wan, now that you’re moving in with me, can I make one small request?” he asked

Obi Wan: “What’s that?” he asked, curiously wanting to know, as Anakin only replied,

Anakin: “Change everything about your personality” as Obi Wan gave a small laugh.

Obi Wan: laughs, “I get it. Comedy” he pointed out as Darred spoke up, having managed to once more gain control of his laughter,

Darred: “You didn’t tell me Obi Wan was moving in with you?” he asked as Anakin was quick to correct him,

Anakin: “Not moving in, he’s just staying with me till his apartment’s finished” as Mace started to hum a theme,

Mace Windu: humming and waving his finger at Obi Wan and Anakin, “Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm” as Obi Wan is quick to jump in,

Obi Wan: “Oh, I know that one! I know-Uh,” thinking of the song before he starts to sing,

Obi Wan: “Did he need a stronger hand…” his voice trailing on as Anakin rolled his eyes,

Anakin: “Yeah, Obi Wan. He’s not humming your intro, okay. That’s just a straight guy’s way of thinking that you and I could ever be a couple” he explained to him as Obi Wan just laughed,

Obi Wan: “Okay, first of all, Anakin should only be so lucky okay, so let’s just clear that right up. Second of all, you don’t even know me that well, why would you just assume that I was gay?” he asked, laughing nervously as Anakin, Darred and Mace Windu all laugh as Obi Wan simply was not amused,

Obi Wan: “Are you finished?” he asked impatiencely before going on, “Okay, for your information folks, most people that meet me, do not know that I am gay” he pointed out as Anakin only scoffed once more,

Anakin: “Obi Wan, blind and deaf people know you’re gay. Dead people know you’re gay” he informed him as Mace decided to change the subject,

Mace Windu: “Can we play poker?” he asked, as Anakin agreed,

Anakin: “Yes, come on, who’s in?” he asked the others as he, Obi Wan and Darred all join in,

Obi Wan/Anakin/Darred: “I’m in” just as the front door opened and in strolled Padme, simply dressed and clearly not amused,

Padme: “I’m fine” she spoke without them speaking,

Anakin: “Padme” he simply spoke as she added,

Padme: “Just keep playing” as Obi Wan joked,

Obi Wan: “Oh look, it’s sporty spice” with a cheeky grin as Anakin shot him a cold stare before moving over to Padme

Anakin: “What are you doing? Did you and Palo have a fight?” he asked, concern in his voice as Padme snapped,

Padme: “No, but I don’t want to talk about it right now. I can’t even think straight” she informed him, as Anakin smiled,

Anakin: “That’s funny, neither can Obi Wan” he cheekily replied as Obi Wan glared back at him, watching Padme take Anakin’s seat while Anakin stood behind her, rubbing her shoulders,

Obi Wan: “Padme, did you know I was gay when you first met me?” he asked curiously

Padme: not evening glancing up from her cards, simply replied, “My dog knew” as Anakin just tried his hardest not to laugh, though couldn’t.

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After Obi Wan, Darred and Mace had all left later that night, it left Padme and Anakin to talk about why she was so upset earlier. Anakin was someone Padme could always talk to, unlike Palo, she loved talking with Anakin,

Padme: finishing her story as Anakin continued to clean up the mess from before, “So the fabrics never came in, when I ordered them and I wasn’t able to make the presentation” she informed him before adding “Diamond interiors got the job” with a tone of disinterest as Anakin turned towards her,

Anakin: Oh Padme, I’m so sorry” he replied, walking into the kitchen, he called over his shoulder, “What a disappoint” as Padme felt happier with him,

Padme: Thankyou. See that’s all I wanted to hear but Palo said ‘well when you put everything off to the last minute” she informed her, in a tone that expressed her anger,

Anakin: feeling sorrier for her, “Oh” he spoke as she went on,

Padme: “And I lost it. I started screaming, ‘Why can’t you just let me have my feelings!’” she exclaimed as Anakin seemed impressed,

Anakin: “Wow, Padme, that is so Rabe DeAngelo’s making love work” he informed her as she smirked more,

Padme: “I know, wasn’t it?” she asked, grinning from ear to ear as he agreed,

Anakin: “Yeah” continuing to clean up the table, she went on,

Padme: “And then he says, get this, ‘You don’t have to get hysterical, you sound just like your mother” she finished as Anakin immediately stopped cleaning and turned to her,

Anakin: “If you were on Jerry Springer, that’s the minute you jump out of your chair” he informed her as she agreed,

Padme: “Yeah, can you believe that?” she asked, in shock,

Anakin: “Yeah, you’re staying her tonight” he informed her, “Now go wash up your face and I’ll make your bed” he added as she proceeded over to the fresher,

Padme: “You sound just like your mother, what kind of person says that?” she asked out loud, closing the door behind her, Anakin muttered,

Anakin: “The kind of person you should have dumped a year ago” as Padme called out,

Padme: “What?” she asked through the door, so Anakin quickly changed topic,

Anakin: “I said I hear they’re re-releasing Vertigo” he yelled back, moving over to the front door as Padme went on,

Padme: “You sound just like your mother, if you want to push someone’s buttons that will do it!” as Anakin opened the door, to find Obi Wan brushing past him, with all his belongings,
Obi Wan: “Hey roomie” he told him, with a bright smile on his face while Anakin remembered why he was here,

Anakin: “Obi Wan, you can’t move in tonight” he informed him, seeing the smile drop from his face,

Obi Wan: “What?” he asked, so Anakin explained further,

Anakin: “Padme’s very upset. I told her she could stay her tonight. You can move in tomorrow” as Obi Wan shrugged his shoulders,

Obi Wan: “Well, that’s interesting. You think maybe, you could have told me this, I don’t know, before I packed up my entire life!” he shouted as Anakin tried to calm him back down,

Anakin: “You don’t understand, Padme’s had a really…” he stopped when he saw the strange carrier in Obi Wan’s hand, before he added, “What’s in the hat box? Your’ tiara?” he asked as Obi Wan gave a sarcastic laugh,

Obi Wan: looking down at the covered animal cage in his other hand “Ah-ha, ha ha, Look Guapo, he made a funny” he sarcastically replied before staring back at him, “Shut up, Anakin!” he exclaimed, “I just schlepped all the way over here from the East side, and you know how much Guapo hates riding in air taxis!” he reminded him as Anakin managed a laugh,

Anakin: “Ok. OK. Take it easy, Obi Wan. You sound just like your mother” he informed him, moving over to the open door, as Obi Wan gasped, clearly offended at what he had just heard,

Obi Wan: “Crossing the line! Okay, you nasty, bitter, lonely , balding man. I don’t need this crap from you, Anakin. You know what? I just don’t need it” he pointed out, before calming down, “What time tomorrow?” he asked

Anakin: “Eight is fine” he assured him, as he walked back out of the apartment before Anakin closed it.


Setting: Anakin’s office
Another day was beginning and Anakin was at his office, conducting important business with an old client whom he had been representing for a few years now, Bail Organa, one of Alderrans richest men and his businesses were growing,

Bail Organa: “You’re my lawyer. You tell me. What have I got to do to buy this company?” Bail asked in his rich clear accent as Anakin turned back towards him, sitting into his chair,

Anakin: “Well, first, you’ve got to get something called a Hart-Scott-Rodino antitrust clearance and then we can negotiate standstills and lock ups. Naturally, that’s we can do due diligence” he explained, with his firm knowledge, however Bail seemed confused with all these terms,

Bail: “What the hell is doo-doo diligence?” he asked as Anakin laughed,

Anakin: “No, Bail, after we do….due diligence” he tried to re explain to him as Bail went on, still not quite understanding what he still meant,

Bail: “Doesn’t matter how slow you say it, Anakin, it’s still doo-doo, isn’t it?” he asked, adding, “I just want to know what it means” as Anakin quickly made it easier,

Anakin: “It’s just crap that lawyers deal with. Bail, I’ll handle it. I’ve been representing your corporation for 5 years now, remember?” he reminded him as Bail rose to his feet,

Bail: “I know, but my wife’s been bugging me about the business lately. She says she wants to me to be a little more hands-on” he replied as Anakin slowly raised his head from his work,

Anakin: “Are you sure she’s talking about the business?” he asked seeing Bail start to laugh before he became serious once again,

Bail: “Yeah, she’s talking about the business” he replied before opening the door, “But I trust you, Anakin, so you do that doodoo…that you do so well” he informed him before he leaves right before Anakin’s comm beeps and he leans over to answer it, and he hears his secretary’s voice,

Elle: “Anakin, it’s Padme on line 1” she informed him before he leans over to click over,

Anakin: “Hey” he answered her,

Setting: Padme’s office

Padme is scrambling through her desk, clearly looking for something when she hears Anakin’s voice,

Padme: “Can I stay at your apartment again tonight?” she asked, as more papers get thrown around,

Anakin on comm.: “Of course. Stay as long as you want” he assured her, having to know what is going on, “What are you doing?” he asked as Padme ran a hand through her hair,

Padme: “Looking for tissues” she answered him as he pointed out,

Anakin on comm: “Have your assistant get them for you” as Padme sighed once more, with still no luck at finding any,

Padme: “She’s late again” she informed him as she heard Anakin scoff,

Anakin: “Oh! Fire her already” he replied as Padme quickly reminded him,

Padme: “I’m not going to fire Sabe. Her social contacts keep my business afloat” as Anakin wanted to know,

Anakin: “Why does she even work? I mean, isn’t she worth, like, a gazillion credits?” he asked as Padme answered him,

Padme: “She feels working keeps her down to earth” just as she heard the sound of more footsteps and in strolled Sabe, dressed in a warm winter coat over her black skirt and top with dark black sunglasses over her eyes,

Sabe: “I know. I’m late” she spoke before Padme could say a word, while she set her bag down on her desk and slipped her coat off, “My driver had another bronchial incident. It was disgusting. I had to raise the partition” she went on, slipping into her seat, “But that’s no excuse. I should be punished. I’m writing you a cheque” she smiled, whipping out her check book,

Anakin on comm: who had heard all this, spoke next, “Sabe, tell Padme she should fire you” as Sabe snapped back,

Sabe: “Padme, tell Anakin to redirect his anger at his mother where it belongs” she smiled as Padme only sighed, turning back to the comm,

Padme: “Call me later” she told him

Anakin on comm: “Bye” he replied, hanging up, Padme turned back towards Sabe,

Sabe: “All right, honey, here you go.” She told her, “Guilt, be gone!” she added, holding up the check as Padme moved over to her, reminding her once more,

Padme: “Sabe, I don’t want a check. I want assistance. I’m the boss. I give you checks” as Sabe smiled,

Sabe: “Yes, you do, honey and I love them. I do. You know, I keep them all right here in this box” she informed her, reaching over for a small, brown box on her desk, she raised the lid to all these checks inside, seeing Padme move back to her desk, “So what else?” she asked

Padme: “Palo and I got into a fight” she replied hearing her laugh,

Sabe: “Oh honey, call him and make up” she told her as Padme looked over at her, surprised,

Padme: “Why would I do that? it wasn’t my fault” she informed her as Sabe only went on,

Sabe: “Oh, in the long run, it doesn’t matter” looking through her things as Padme only sighed,

Padme: “I don’t know if there’s going to be a long run” she announced as Sabe simply rose to her feet and moved over towards her,

Sabe: Uh, Padme, you’re what 40?” she asked as Padme slowly raised her, a small smile on her face,

Padme: “I’ll be 31 next month” she pointed out as Sabe looked around,

Sabe: “So I rounded it up” she corrected herself, “Honey, Palo is a good catch. You’d been living together for a year. Close the deal” she stated just as the comm. rang once more, as Sabe added, “I’m serious, Padme, pick up the pace” as Padme looked up at her,

Padme: “I’m serious, Sabe. Pick up the comm.” she pointed out as Sabe simply smiled and reached over to answer the comm.

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Setting-Anakin’s apartment

That night, Anakin decided that Padme and he would have their friends Sola and Darred over for dinner and their game night. Sola and Darred were their closest friends. Anakin, Padme, Sola, and Darred have all known each other since college. They had just finished dinner when Sola begins up the awkward conversation to Anakin about his ex boyfriend.

Sola: “So, Anakin, have you seen Kister since you two broke up?” she asked, taking another sip of her drink as Anakin went quiet,

Anakin: “Uh….” He started, not knowing how to answer her so Padme stepped in,

Padme: “No, he hasn’t, but I have” she started, “Kister’s not doing well. He got fat, he’s depressed, cheap haircuts, not good. Actually it’s really sad” she finished as Darred laughed,

Darred: “What are you talking about? I just saw him. He looks great” he smiled, with another sip of his drink noticing Padme’s glare at him,

Padme: “Uh, Darred…you’re dismissed” she smiled, before Sola and he, moved into the lounge around while Padme took her plates and cups up to Anakin, who simply smiled,

Anakin: “Thanks for trying, sweetie” he told her as Padme tried to assured him,

Padme: “His haircut really was awful” she blurted as Anakin only smiled,

Anakin: “I know” he replied, before looking over at Sola and Darred, “You know what. I think it’s time for $25,000 pyramid” he informed them as they all yelled in delight as Sola asked him,

Sola: “So, Anakin, you going to keep the place?” as Anakin quickly answered her, exiting the kitchen,

Anakin: Well, I thought it was going to be a little expensive, so I told Obi Wan….” His voice trails off as he suddenly remembers his friend, “Oh no” he mutters as Padme moves to open the door and sees Obi Wan, chirpy as ever, strolling in,

Obi Wan: “Hi, honey, I’m home” he announced, looking over at Sola and Darred, “Oh, are we entertaining?” he asked, before exclaiming, “Welcome!” as Anakin slowly inched over towards him,

Anakin: “Obi Wan, I meant to call you, but I….” he was cut off with Obi Wan’s change of tone,

Obi Wan: “Don’t even-!” he warned him as Padme cut in,

Padme: “Wait, wait, I can stay at Darred and Sola’s tonight” she suggested before Obi Wan snapped at her,

Obi Wan: “No, you can’t, Padme, because, apparently, you matter. How about that?” he rudely asked as Anakin tried to calm him back down,

Anakin: “Obi Wan, I am so sorry” he informed him, noticing what he is wearing around his neck, “Are bandannas back in cause I think I miss the memo” he asked as Obi Wan gave him an icy cold glare,
Obi Wan: “Ha. Ha. Ha” he laughed, going on, “Let me tell you something, Anakin Skywalker. I don’t need to live here alright and you know what. Guess who loses, hello, you do” he waves his finger at him, adding, “Because I could have turned you into a human being, instead of this rude, self absorbed, getting chunker every day, oops, did that slip out?” he asked, “thing you are” he finished, finally giving a sigh, “What time tomorrow?” he asked once again as Anakin only looked at him,

Anakin: “Eight is fine” he assured him once more, showing him out the door and closing it behind him and turning back to Padme, Sola, and Darred,

Anakin: “Let’s play the pyramid” he announced as everyone got more excited,

Sola: “Okay, you two go first” she informed them as Padme turned to Anakin,

Padme: “Okay, you give. I’ll receive” she instructed him as Anakin smirked,

Anakin: “Just as God intended it” he joked as Darred spoke up,

Darred: “Sola’s timing. Here’s the first subject. Go!” he explained as Sola clicked the timer on, and Anakin started,

Anakin: “Ok, ok, Uh….” Looking down at the card before him, “Oh, driftwood. Uh……John Wayne. Your parent’s marriage” he clued her, as Padme exclaimed,

Padme: “Things that are dead!” as he went on,

Anakin: “Yes. Uh, my one night stand on Mustafar” as she exclaimed once more,

Padme: “Latin things!” as he nodded,

Anakin: “Good. Uh…The postcard I sent you from Naboo. Uh, ‘Everybody Hurts’ by R.E.M” as Padme knew it once more,

Padme: “Oh! Things that make you cry!” as he changed cards,

Anakin: “Yes. Um, Professor Gopnick’s teeth….”

Padme: “Things that are yellow!” she shouted as he reached the last card,

Anakin: “Yes. And, uh, a cane. Uh, uh, a railing” he started as she became confused.

Padme: “Huh? No, come on, give me another clue!” she demanded as he knew one,

Anakin: “Uh…each other” he finished as she knew it,

Padme: “Things that you lean on!” she shouted just as the timer went off and Padme leapt into Anakin’s arms, in excitement that they had done so well, making Sola become more amazed,

Sola: “You guys. That was amazing” she gushed, adding to Padme: “You and Palo never did this well when we play” as Padme shrugged,

Padme: “I know. Our relationship is just a fork in the road and ending it with Palo is the way” she announced, before she looked away, “Excuse me” she told them, entering the fresher, leaving Anakin, Sola and Darred in shock,

Anakin: looking at his two friends, “Uh, things that bring a dinner party to a crashing halt” he spoke, looking at the now closed fresher door.


Setting-Anakin/Padme’s offices

It is the next day and Anakin is dying to know how it went with Padme and Palo last night. So he has called her to see how she is feeling,

Anakin: “So, how did it go?” he asked as Padme only sighed,

Padme: “Not like I thought” she replied as Anakin thought it was worse,

Anakin: “Oh Padme, I’m sorry. You give it time” he replied before Padme quickly cut in,

Padme: “No, Anakin. He’s proposed” she blurted out as Anakin accidentally broke the pen he had been holding in his hand


Setting-Padme’s office

Padme and Sabe are chattering away about Padme’s engagement when a delivery man shows up with a surprise for Padme,

Delivery man: “Padme Naberrie designers?” he asked as Sabe laughed,

Sabe: “Oh my god, will you look at that” she told her, going on, “Now, who in the world would be sending….” She stopped once she saw the flowers, “Oh, carinations. They must be for you” she told Padme, seeing her smile, taking the flowers from the delivery man while Sabe took the card,

Sabe: “Yeah, they’re from Palo. Oh well, isn’t he a sweetheart” she replied, reading the card, she laughed, “Oh my. I’m surprised you’re still walking” she added as Padme moved over to her,

Padme: taking the card, and reading it herself, “Give me that” she told her, laughing, “Oh he is so great” she gushed, adding, “I can’t believe I ever doubted he was the one” she quietly added.


Setting-Anakin’s apartment

It’s a quiet night, and Anakin is having dinner with Obi Wan. His mind is still reeling with Padme’s announcement that Palo proposed to her. He moved from the kitchen towards the table, where he set the plates down on the table,

Anakin: “Enjoy your meal” he quietly told him, adding, “So what am I going to do about Padme?” as Obi Wan didn’t seem to understand the big picture,

Padme: “What’s the big deal? Why don’t….” he pauses, “Could I get a little more gravy, this is a little dry” he softly smiles as Anakin simply gets to his feet, into the kitchen as Obi Wan finished his sentence,

Obi Wan: “If you don’t like Palo, just tell her it’s a bad idea” he suggested as Anakin shook his head,

Anakin: “I don’t tell people who not to marry” he pointed out as Obi Wan seemed surprised,

Obi Wan: You always tell me what you think about the men I date” he reminded him as Anakin rolled his eyes,

Anakin: “I’m talking about marriage, not Rudy the Endor trooper you met on the internet” he replied blandly as Obi Wan looked wistfully away,

Obi Wan: “Farewell, my lonesome prairie dog” he spoke as Anakin returned to his seat as Obi Wan went on, “Look, she’s you’re best friend, Anakin, you have to tell her what you think. Be honest” he finished as Anakin shook his head,

Anakin: “I can’t. before my brother married Beru, he asked me what I honestly thought about her” he started, “I told him, she’s manipulative, thoughtless, controlling and icy” he continued, “Well, he married her anyway and she hates me and my brother and I don’t talk” going on, “I couldn’t stand losing Padme” he finished as Obi Wan, who had been drifting in and out of the conversation, spoke,

Obi Wan: “Hmm, you know. I’m gonna call Rudy again” as Anakin rolled his eyes in frustration at his lack of attention, which saw him snap back into it, “I’m sorry, but more importantly. This is terrible about you and your brother. It’s horrible, no….” he paused as Anakin went to refill his drink before he stopped him, “Do you have any mineral water? Sulfits” he told him as Anakin turned into the kitchen once more,

Anakin: “So when are you moving in?” he asked as Obi Wan sighed,

Obi Wan: “Well, I’m going to be away on business for a while” he stated as Anakin seemed confused as he sat back down,
Anakin: “What business?” he asked as Obi Wan shot back,

Obi Wan: “Business. I have business clients and work related business” as Anakin had to ask,

Anakin: “How is the work related clients business these days?” as Obi Wan glared at him,

Obi Wan: “Why do you have to be so mean?” he asked straight out as Anakin only laughed,

Anakin: “Because you love it and I love you…” he stopped, placing a hand on his head, “And you love gel and you have a home here when you get back” he assured him as Obi Wan smiled,

Obi Wan: “See, you can b a very great guy when you wanna be” he replied as Anakin reached for his drink,

Anakin: “Well, I gotta be nicer to you” as Obi Wan agreed,

Obi Wan: “Yes, you do” as Anakin went on,

Anakin: “Because you’re a good friend” as Obi Wan agreed once more,

Obi Wan: “Yes, I am” as Anakin went on,

Anakin: “I know. It’s gotta be rough on you” he started as Obi Wan knew where this was going,

Obi Wan: “Anakin, don’t” he warned him but he pushed it,

Anakin: “Trapped in a man’s body like that” he finished as Obi Wan attempted to block out his teasing taunts.

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Setting-Anakin’s apartment

Shortly after dinner, Obi Wan left and Anakin was now hanging out by the lounge, just flicking through the holo net, when a familiar voice enters the apartment,

Padme: “Hi” she spoke as Anakin looked over at her,

Anakin: “Hey” he responded back, getting to his feet as she took a deep breath,

Padme: “I said yes” she told him as Anakin looked over at her, surprised,

Anakin: “What?” he asked, thinking he was hearing things,

Padme: “I said yes” she repeated as Anakin gasped,

Anakin: “Oh my god. Oh my god” he started, as she started to giggle, “Come here” he waved her over as she ran to him, as they shared a embrace before he spoke once more, “Wow, let’s have a look at that ring” he told her, holding her hand, “Wow, that’s beautiful” he added, before taunting her, “When is the stone being put in?” he asked as she playfully hit him,

Padme: “I knew you were going to say that” she giggled as he laughed,

Anakin: “Wow, you know! I’m thirsty” he told her, moving past her to the kitchen as she noticed something was up,

Padme: “What?” she asked curiously seeing him shrug,

Anakin: “What? What? I’m happy for you” he replied as she knew he was lying,

Padme: “Lying. Lying man talking” she replied as Anakin moved back over to her, shaking his head,

Anakin: “Padme, stop it. I am happy for you. I want you to have a great life together” he told her as she seemed confused,

Padme: “You do?” she asked before throwing her arms around him, “Oh thank you. I was so worried coming over here” she cried, “So I have you blessing then?” she asked as he simply smiled,

Anakin: “Yes” he replied as she hugged him once more,

Padme: “I love you” she gushed as he added,

Anakin: “I love you too” seeing her rushing for the door,

Padme: “Okay, okay, I gotta go. I gotta tell me family” she beamed as Anakin suddenly became nervous,

Anakin: “Padme, don’t” he called out to her as she stopped,

Padme: “I have to, Anakin. They’re paying” she informed him as he went on,

Anakin: “No, I mean. Don’t marry Palo” he blurted out as she seemed stunned,

Padme: “What?” she asked, seeing Anakin moving towards her, he couldn’t keep it in any longer,

Anakin: “Honey, I got to be honest with you. This guy’s not enough for you. I mean, you’re passionate, you’re creative and beautiful and perfect and this guy…” his voice trailed off, “You should be with some else. He’s not funny. He doesn’t know what your favourite flower is. He’s not passionate. The man, high five’s you after sex” he reminded her, explaining to her, “You’re so afraid you’re never going to see yourself get married. You can’t see how he’s not the man for you” he pointed out, gently rubbing her right arm, “I mean, think about it. If you really think he is the one, would you be asking for my blessing?” he asked her, seeing Padme simply stared in disbelief,

Padme: staring straight into his blue eyes, “Go to hell, Anakin” she simply told him before she left his apartment.


Setting: Padme’s office

The next morning, Sabe is sitting at her desk in Padme’s office, Padme is not around and Sabe is now arguing with her maid about what to do with Sabe’s step children, but language is proving to be difficult,

Sabe: “No, Rosario. Por favour, honey, listen to me for a second, okay? Take Elle and Han to la store de los toys” she tried to tell her once more, just as Anakin rushed in,

Anakin: “Where’s Grace?” he asked, looking around, through the back room as Sabe quickly asked,

Sabe: “Oh honey, thank god. How do you say toy store in Nabooian?” she asked as Anakin simply turned to her,

Anakin: “Tienda de juguetes” he informed her as Sabe nodded and turned back to the comm,

Sabe: “Uh-huh, thanks. F-A-O-yeah-Schwartzo. Si si, Rosario, gracia. Hola” she finished, hanging up the comm., she turned back to Anakin, who was frantically looking for Padme,

Anakin: “I haven’t slept. I haven’t gotten any work down. Where is she?” he asked as Sabe rose to her feet, stopping him in his tracks

Sabe: “Anakin, stop right there, I can’t tell you anything. It’s a secret” she informed him as Anakin looked over her, confused,

Anakin: “What’s a secret?” he asked as she quickly answered him,

Sabe: “She’s at the Senate getting married” before she gasped, “Oh devil!” she added, knowing she had just revealed Padme’s secret while Anakin’s f ace changed into a stunned expression,

Anakin: “What? What about the big wedding?” he asked as she shrugged,

Sabe: “Well, she thought it was best to get it over and done with and not make a big to do about it and I say bravo!” she exclaimed, just as Anakin heard more footsteps before he saw Padme rush in, dressed in a beautiful white stunning wedding dress and her hair in curls rushing in towards her desk,

Anakin: “Padme” he spoke as she brushed past him, upset and angry, it was clear she had been crying,

Padme: almost in tears, she looked over at Anakin, “Oh, look’s who’s here” she cried as Anakin went on,

Anakin: “I’m sorry, I’m….” he started as Padme cut him off,

Padme: “It’s too late for that” she pointed out but he didn’t give up,

Anakin: “No, I’m here. Padme, I’m here to support your marriage” he assured her but Padme stunned him,

Padme: “There is no marriage” she spoke straight out as Anakin became more confused,

Anakin: “What?” he asked as she sighed in frustration,

Padme: “There is no marriage! and you want to know why.” she laughed going on, “Because my best friend….that would be the part you’re suppose to play my best friend dropped a bomb of poo on my head!” she exclaimed as Sabe spoke out, from her desk,

Sabe: “Oh, honey!” she exclaimed as Padme kept going on,

Padme: “I was fine! I was, and then you come and you poison the thorns with the flower. You know, I had this metaphor worked out earlier and I am very upset right now” she cried as Anakin moved to console her,

Anakin: “Sweetie, I want you to be happy” he replied as Padme shook her head,

Padme: No, Anakin, you want me to be alone like you” she stunned him, tears filling her brown eyes as Anakin stepped back,

Anakin: “Is that the way you see this?” he asked as she nodded,

Padme: “Yes” as he stepped further back, shaking his head,

Anakin: “That’s okay, cause I never thought of myself being alone” he informed her, and with that, he was gone. Sabe watched him go, breathing a sigh of relief once he had left,

Sabe: “Well, that was a little harsh” she spoke out as Padme huffed,

Padme: “Good!” she announced as Sabe quickly shook her head, acting like she was Padme’s side the whole time,

Sabe: “Uh, yes, yes, it is!” she exclaimed, “He’s a bad person. Very bad” she went on, reaching for her bag, “Padme, I think it’s time for a couple blue jiffies” she informed her, taking a small brownish bottle while Padme wiped her eyes,

Padme: “I don’t want any pills” she sniffed as Sabe gave a laugh,

Sabe: “They’re not for you, they’re for me” she replied, before she swallowed them, deciding to explain more, “You know, marriage is what...” she paused, before she gave up, “Marriage is…” waving her arms before her, “Marriage is, that’s all. Marriage is that’s you need….” Her voice trailing off, looking around she found Padme had disappeared, “Padme? Padme?” she asked, with a laugh, “Well, she’s gone. She’s gone and I’m still her talking to myself. Oh my god, listen to me, I’m still doing it” she laughed.


Setting: Anakin’s office

Anakin had reluctantly returned to his work, his heads still reeling with Padme’s words in his head-‘No, Anakin, you want me to alone like you’ she had told him, she thought he didn’t want her to marry Palo because of his own life. He was still reeling with his thoughts, that he didn’t hear the door open,

Padme: “Anakin, I am so sorry for what I said back there” she quietly spoke as Anakin looked over at her, before he moved towards her,

Anakin: “I know. I was mean but I know” he replied, as she took a seat before him, tears still in her eyes,

Padme: “This morning on the way to the ceremony. Palo looked at me and said ‘I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you’ and I said ‘You know the limo has a comm.” her hands shaking, “It wasn’t right. He was a smart, attractive man who love me” she confessed, before assuring him, “Who I loved by the way. Why wasn’t it right?” she asked as Anakin sat before her, moving closer,

Anakin: “Sweetie, remember in college and we saw that Corellian holo firm about a man and woman perfect for each other but couldn’t and in the last scene, they meet together on the ship and you said that’s going to be me” he reminded her, as she innocently looked at him, so he went on, “Padme, you just in the holo film. Palo’s a plot point. A nice, post, charming, high fiving plot point” he smiled, “There’s still time you know. Go get some raisin nuts” he added as Padme pointed out,

Padme: “I like red ones” she reminded him as he only smirked,

Anakin: “Whatever you want. The point is it’s not over. Your movie’s going to have a happy ending. You just have to wait” he promised her, rubbing her arms, he added, “Come on, what do you say we go get a drink?” he suggested,

Padme: “Yes” she nodded, rising to her feet, she moved out the door but Anakin wasn’t finished,

Anakin: “What is with that dress?” he laughed as Padme snapped back,

Padme: “Oh, give me a break. I had five minutes to prepare” she informed him as he only laughed,

Anakin: “Still” he replied, before he followed her out of the office.

Setting: Local Bar
Anakin and Padme have gone out for some drinks and due to Padme wearing her wedding dress, patrons have assumed that Anakin and Padme are newly married and have caused quite a scene. All now grouped together, one patron named Billy, speaks up,

Patron 1-Billy: “How about a toast to your lovely new bride?” he asked as Anakin laughed, not wanting to ruin the fun, as everyone echoed Billy’s question,

Patrons: “Yeah!” seeing Anakin slowly rise to his feet,

Anakin: “Here’s to the ball and chain. If she makes it though the night, ba bing. I’ll think I’ll keep her” he spoke as everyone all toasted sipping their drinks as Padme rose to her feet, her left arm on Anakin’s shoulder,

Padme: “My turn” she announced, turning to Anakin, with a bright smile on her face, “My Anakin. You’re my hero and my soul mate and I’m a better woman for loving you” she smiled, seeing him smile back before Billy started once more,

Patron 1-Billy: “Hey, hey, hey, come on, you two, how’s about a kiss?” he asked as it soon got the crowd going,

Crowd: “Oh yeah! Yeah!” they roared and started to chant, “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” before Padme blushed turning to Anakin, she wrapped her arms around him, and they shared a passionate kiss together while the crowd all awed,

Padme: after they had kissed, “Nothing? Anything?” she asked before he shook his head, holding her gently,

Anakin: “Sorry. Nothing, Hmm” he replied.

The End

I hope you enjoyed this crossover of Star Wars and Will and Grace. There is more to come and I welcome any ideas apart from mine! Once more, sorry, for not making Anakin and Padme the couple but it’s not me. It’s the show!

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wow!!!

ahhh that was soo funny, i was almost crying with laughter at some parts, especially Obi Wan's ( i love jack!!!)

haha Sabe trying to speak nubian, I remember that bit in the show, had me in tears hahaha

ahhh this was way better than i thought it would be, and i thought it would be brilliant!!! cant wait for more.

you know, aside from will and grace, this would actually make a cute AU story, with Anakin starting off as gay, then realising he loves his best friend padme, (hint hint...write it!!!) haha no you dont have to, but i cant wait for more will and grace/star wars episodes!!!!