I have the most awful idea...

[Annie]

Somebody on the SW board gave me this idea today. I know it's terrible in many ways and most or all of you here are going to hate it, but in a way it's a hilarious idea. It's called "Who's Your Daddy" and it's a Star Wars crossover with:

Anna Nicole Smith
Britney Spears
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
and even more wild ideas all in one. I'll post a summary, but I'm not sure I'm going to write it. The ideas came so fast and furious I made myself laugh. Maybe I'm the only one who would, but I had fun ;D

The reason I think most of you would hate it is that it has Padme involved romantically briefly with Obi-Wan, and even Palps. Yes, Palps, but she doesn't love him it's only a setup to get his money and power (like the old Texas billionaire ANS married) She is under the influence of a part of the dark side since she became 'blood mates'with Anakin, cutting their hands and mixing their blood, giving her some midichlorians but not enough to function properly. So the who's the father thing is part of the story (and Obi-Wan may end up 'so sorry')

Other than that you might think it's good, though a bit tasteless at times considering ANS was a real person and she's dead. Remember the story of how she was having nightmares of her son calling for help from purgatory? Well, I give those nightmares of Padme to Anakin, and he goes in to save her....yes they're both dead of overdoses (at least temporarily) then it goes quickly from "What Dreams May Come" to "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey." After that, things look up. I haven't decided on an ending yet but I have a good idea. Well, I just got the idea and wrote it down before I forgot it, maybe I shouldn't have(hide box smilie)

[crystalcat]

Annie, this is you. This is the kind of wacky thing you write very well - you SHOULD do it, and don't pay attention to those who say "so and so would NEVER do that" because it won't even be a serious story - it would be meant for fun (so the vast majority of people will not even care about who Padme associates herself with - especially if she's turned dark as well)

So far as it being in bad taste about ANS, well, if you don't mention her by name, I think you'd be just fine. I hope you decide to do it!

[Annie]

Thank you, Crystalcat! You're right, it is meant to be wacky and funny and not serious. And I wouldn't mention the real ANS, the parallels would be obvious but she nor anyone else from that Earth story would be mentioned or tied in, only loosely based circumstances.

[Steller's Jay]

I think it would be fun, too, Annie. Please do it!

[arie]

Yes, yes, yes. I think you can definitely pull this one off.

[sexystarwarslover]

i think this might work, it sounds interesting, you should go for it, i would read it, i totally support you in this idea

[samantha]

You're right, it is meant to be wacky and funny and not serious.

And I've noticed you've tendencies to be inspired stories of that kind, most of the time, Annie. It's definitively your style.

Somebody on the SW board gave me this idea today.

Like what, inspiration's coming up when we're expecting it the less!

Kisses,

Sam.

[Annie]

Like what, inspiration's coming up when we're expecting it the less!

Someone joked that maybe Obi-Wan was the father of the twins. My mind went wild, connecting all kinds of stuff in various stories.

Thanks you all, I was thinking this was going to go over like a lead balloon. I'll get started on it, but it is a comedy/parody not to be taken seriously. I hope it will be fun.